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I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone

Jessica Day in New Girl

Do not moonwalk away from me

Jessica Day in New Girl

You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?

Jessica Day in New Girl

Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.

Jessica Day in New Girl

I love how she makes me feel. Like anything's possible. Like, I don't know... like life is worth it.

Tom Hansen in 500 Days of Summer

Some people are meant to fall in love with each other. But not meant to be together.

Tom Hansen in 500 Days of Summer

I know you think she was the perfect girl for you… I don't. I think you're just remembering the good stuff.

Rachel Hansen in 500 Days of Summer

You know... just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro music you do, doesn't make her the one.

Rachel Hansen in 500 Days of Summer

People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.

Tom Hansen in 500 Days of Summer

I can't get her out of my head, you know? I see her everywhere. She's all I think about.

Tom Hansen in 500 Days of Summer

But I've accepted the fact that she and I were just two very different people who wanted very different things.

Tom Hansen in 500 Days of Summer

I just like being on my own. Relationships are messy and feelings are always getting hurt. Who needs all that? We're young. We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world, I say, let's have as much as we can afford and leave the serious stuff for later.

Summer Finn in 500 Days of Summer

You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want and that will shatter your illusions of how good everything's been these past few months. Is that about right?

Rachel Hansen in 500 Days of Summer

I'm just not comfortable being somebody's girlfriend. I don't want to be anybody's anything, you know?

Summer Finn in 500 Days of Summer

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !

Schmidt in New Girl

I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes

Nick Miller in New Girl

I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.

Schmidt in New Girl

I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

Winston Bishop in New Girl

No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?

Nick Miller in New Girl

I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

Schmidt in New Girl

I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.

Nick Miller in New Girl

Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

Schmidt in New Girl

Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.

Nick Miller in New Girl

No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.

Nick Miller in New Girl

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Sebastian Wilder in La La Land

Los Angeles

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

Los Angeles

I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

Catherine O'Hara

Los Angeles

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer - Season 1 Episode 3

Los Angeles

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Craig Kilborn

Los Angeles

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

California

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5

California New Mexico

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Lex Luthor in Superman

California

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Gloria Swanson

California

Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.

Linus Torvalds

California Helsinki

Penny: "Four years I lived with him! Four years, I mean that's like as long as high school!"
Sheldon: "It took you four years to get through high school?!"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 1

Penny High School

Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone.

Nicholas Sparks in The Notebook

Summer Shooting Stars

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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