Quote by Zlatan Ibrahimović (about Neymar, Paris Saint-Germain)

Quote by Zlatan Ibrahimović (about Neymar, Paris Saint-Germain)

Since I left France, everything has gone downhill. France needs me, I don't need France. Even if you have Mbappé, Neymar and Messi, it doesn't help you because you don't have God.

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