Quotes by Zlatan Ibrahimović

Since I left France, everything has gone downhill. France needs me, I don't need France. Even if you have Mbappé, Neymar and Messi, it doesn't help you because you don't have God.

This is for Mino Raiola. It's the first title I have won without Mino by my side. I was close to signing for Napoli, then he told me that I was the only one who could save Milan. So I dedicate it to him.

Broker: "I found a nice house, but has no furnitures."
Zlatan: "Then you go to IKEA and you get the furnitures."
Broker: "Rich people don't buy furnitures in IKEA."
Zlatan: "No, but intelligent people do."

One year with me and you learned how to win titles.

Chelsea can't sign me, I have more trophies than Chelsea. I should be the one to sign them.

I am president, player and coach. The only negative is that I only get paid for being a player.

I'm old. That's no secret. Age is just a number!

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea.

I came, I saw, I conquered. Thank you LA Galaxy for making me feel alive again. To the Galaxy fans - you wanted Zlatan, I gave you Zlatan. You are welcome. The story continues... Now go back to watch baseball.

I'm from Sweden, I was born in the snow. When it snows, I'm a viking. When it's warm, I'm a lion. We adjust for every condition there is.

Some players get trophys, some get statues. Some get both.

I do not need a trophy to tell myself that I am the best.

I think I am difficult to satisfy, because when I win something, I'm already thinking about the next step, and that is maybe a problem for me. I'm not enjoying the moment. I'm already on the mission to win the next trophy.

Now LA has a God and a King!
Zlatan welcomes @KingJames

What ever I would do, I would be the one I am today. I chose football and I'm sorry for the other fans that are cheering for other sports, because it would be the same thing.

People told me, "When you come to Los Angeles, don't worry, you can walk on the streets" But since day one, it's busy everywhere. But it's my own fault. 'Cause when you play the way I do, I mean.

I wanted to give Los Angeles a gift. I was thinking a long time. And then one day it came like: I should give myself.

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere.

When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway and you step on the gas. Guardiola filled up with diesel and took a spin in the countryside. He should have bought a Fiat.

Reporter: "Who will win the World Cup play-off?"
Ibrahimović: "Only God knows."
Reporter: "It's kind of hard to ask him."
Ibrahimović: "Why? You're looking at him now."

One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch.

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

There was the thought that this would send me into retirement. I sent their entire country into retirement.

I don't believe they can change the Eiffel Tower for my statue, even the people behind the club. But if they can, I will stay here - I promise you.

Zlatan is just a human. The same way a great white shark is just a fish.

I came like a king, left like a legend.

You'll have to ask your wife that one.

Come over to my house baby, and bring your sister. I'll show you who's gay.

Lukaku's better than me? You make me laugh. My nose is bigger than his career.