Quotes and Sayings about Zitronen

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You take the sourest lemon that life has to offer and turn it into something resembling lemonade.

Anyone who believes that project managers manage projects believes that pharmacists farm.

It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, "What?!"

When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

Lemons, yellow like the sun, exude their refreshing scent. Their sour freshness awakens the senses and makes the heart leap with joy. A touch of lemon juice on the lips brings a smile to the face. They are like little rays of sunshine that dispel the darkness and illuminate life with their radiant presence. Lemons are the edible bringers of everyday happiness.

Why don't lemons go on dates? Because they're always sour!

Amidst the splendid orchards, the yellow lemons shine like jewels of summer. Their sour scent wafts through the air, awakening the senses. Their smooth skin conceals a delicious juice that caresses the tongue with a refreshing tingle. Lemons, a gift from nature, invigorate the mind and fill the heart with joy.

Lemons are true sour bombs. They look like yellow tennis balls that decided to become referees. But beware! When you squeeze a lemon, it becomes so sour that you make a face like an offended parrot. So, be careful and enjoy the sour fun!

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Ned: "How did he get so fat?"
Cat: "He only stops eating when it's time for a drink."

And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact

You got to own your choices, boys. Choose them fully and don’t look back.

True strength is not always expressed as aggression But running away was a really stupid idea.

Elfo: "What about me? Nobody cared either time I came back to life."
Luci: "I was disappointed both times. Disappointment's a form of caring."

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Hell is empty, devils are here!

The good news is, Luke has his bike.
More good news, I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike.

Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.

Ash: "He hasn't come up against somebody like me."
Misty: "He's getting a big head."
Brock: "Yeah, but his brain's still the same size."

Know yourself, know your adversary, and you hold the key to victory.

If you have peanut allergy your life so sad. You go to Asia, you eat egg-fried-rice - it's like russian roulette.

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

More tequila
More love
More anything
More is better

Sometimes you just got to do the right thing. You got to do the right thing, even if it’s not what you want.

Life feels like Pacman sometimes, I guess. It’s the same game over and over again. Same board. Same ghosts. Sometimes, you get a bunch of cherries but eventually and inevitably, those ghosts catch up with you.