Quotes and Sayings about Zebras

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

You're genetically designed to take down zebras, yet you're picking on a f*cking mongoose, mate. [..] The whole animal kingdom thinks you're a p*ssy!

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.

Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky.

There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of man.

Cruelty against animals is one of the most specific signs of ignorant people.

Animals have more to offer than warm pelts and meat.

That there's a term for "animal protection" is a shame for humankind.

Nature's my religion. Earth's my church. Loving every creature is my belief.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it.

President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. Apparently, he likes working out because it "clears his mind". Sometimes it works a little too well.

Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's-Third-Wife-Day.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.

The fellas point to someone in the man-cave... oi! It's 50 Cent, or as we say down-under... half a buck. Why is he upside down? That looks uncomfortable as f*ck! He's a dedicated bloke, I don't think I could comment videos upside down.

I do hope his pleasure pump is not like his stinger. If it falls off and he dies after this, that would be tragic.

It's important to remember, you only live once. I don't say this to encourage risky fun behavior. I say this to discourage risky fun behavior.

Well roar'd Lion.

The last thing a lion wants is to have his dinner handed to him on a silver platter.

A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.