The best Quotes by Zahid

The best Quotes by Zahid

Sam: "They think I'm weird."
Zahid: "You are weird. So what? The French eat snails, and that's weird as hell. But you know they're getting laid."
Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1

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In the beginning of a jorney, no one knows what to expect. They might have a vague idea the road ahead could be rough. That's what makes new beginnings so exciting. You don't know what will happen until it's over.
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Beginnings can be painful. But that doesn't mean they're bad.
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Elsa: "This is where you can sit when we talk when I FaceTime you every night."
Sam: "Every night?"
Elsa: "I talked myself down from three times a day, so that is my best and final offer."
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Sometimes I wish I was normal, but nobody's normal.
Sometimes, being touched makes me jumpy. It has to be a hard touch. Pressure. I like pressure. I don't like soft. Is that okay to say on the first date?
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Every girl is pretty in her own way, like a snowflake in a seasonal antarctic storm.
Sam Gardner in Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1
Julia thinks that I should put myself out there and find someone to have sex with. Well, she didn't say the sex part, I added that.
Sam Gardner in Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1
Antarctica is the most remote continent on the planet. It has 90% of the world's ice, but it's considered a desert, because the annual rainfall is only about eight inches. You wouldn't think it was a desert when you looked at it. That's why I like it. It's not what it looks like.
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Whoever said practice makes perfect was an idiot. Humans can't be perfect because we're not machines. The best thing you can say about practice is that it makes… better.
These are my poop shoes. That way no one knows it's me in the bathroom cause they don't see my shoes under the stall.
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
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What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
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Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
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Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
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