The best Quotes by Zahid

The best Quotes by Zahid

Sam: "They think I'm weird."
Zahid: "You are weird. So what? The French eat snails, and that's weird as hell. But you know they're getting laid."

Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1

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In the beginning of a jorney, no one knows what to expect. They might have a vague idea the road ahead could be rough. That's what makes new beginnings so exciting. You don't know what will happen until it's over.

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Beginnings can be painful. But that doesn't mean they're bad.

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Elsa: "This is where you can sit when we talk when I FaceTime you every night."
Sam: "Every night?"
Elsa: "I talked myself down from three times a day, so that is my best and final offer."

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Sometimes I wish I was normal, but nobody's normal.

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Sometimes, being touched makes me jumpy. It has to be a hard touch. Pressure. I like pressure. I don't like soft. Is that okay to say on the first date?

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Every girl is pretty in her own way, like a snowflake in a seasonal antarctic storm.

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Julia thinks that I should put myself out there and find someone to have sex with. Well, she didn't say the sex part, I added that.

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Antarctica is the most remote continent on the planet. It has 90% of the world's ice, but it's considered a desert, because the annual rainfall is only about eight inches. You wouldn't think it was a desert when you looked at it. That's why I like it. It's not what it looks like.

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Whoever said practice makes perfect was an idiot. Humans can't be perfect because we're not machines. The best thing you can say about practice is that it makes… better.

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These are my poop shoes. That way no one knows it's me in the bathroom cause they don't see my shoes under the stall.

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

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Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

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Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

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When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

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