Quotes and Sayings about YouTube

I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.

Back in the day, if you were watching a video online and words came up on the screen saying, "just wait for it", it was worth waiting for. Something awesome was gonna happen at the end of that video. Now, every second video says, "just wait for it", you get to the end... it's shit. It's underwhelming. Nothing happens. It was not worth waiting for.

I want to make YouTube videos until the day I die, I love this so much.

Morty: "I don't like how meta this is getting, Rick."
Rick: "Shut up, Morty, you're 14. You watch videos of people on YouTube reacting to f*cking YouTube. I'll be the judge of when we get too meta."

The thing that has made YouTube so successful is that you can relate to the people you're watching to a much higher degree than to the people you see on TV.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Give me your love and not your like!

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Social Media is now the best way for us to introduce ourselves to the world, right? What we reveal or what we hide about ourselves, tells a story of who we are.

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

We need to think about how young people use social networks. When things get out of hand we may have to regulate them or cut them off.

Regarding social media, I really don't understand what appears to be the general population's lack of concern over privacy issues in publicizing their entire lives on the Internet for others to see to such an extent... but hey it's them, not me, so whatever.

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

The perfect life online means nothing when you're miserable in real life.

Basically, you get followers by being somebody everybody likes. So it's a popularity contest, but instead of just high school it's now the whole world.

Social media is the devil. Absolute devil. Oh, my God. It's the worst thing ever.

Obviously social media has had a massive impact on the fame game, but not in a positive way.

We isolate ourselves into these echo chambers where we're only going to listen to things or read things or watch things that confirm our initial thoughts about things. That's no way to grow; that just keeps us divided even more.

They see the Instagram, the comments, and all the likes
But they don't see the make-up, and the breakups, and the fights

Social media is not a safe space.

The so-called Social Medias contain lots of undemocratic energy. I doubt that without Social Media, all of that idiocy could have been spreaded.

I try not to read the social networks too much. I find that way madness lies.

I think social media is our modern-day bubonic plague. It's actually the devil in all its forms. It just creates a fairy tale that is actually not a fairy tale. It's a fairy hell.

Online, hot girls get more likes.

This is ideological imperialism. Six unelected individuals in Silicon Valley imposing their vision on the rest of the world, unaccountable to any government and acting like they're above the reach of law. It's like we're living in the Roman Empire, and Mark Zuckerberg is Caesar.

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

There can be no balance with a hand on the scale.

Neutrality, as a lasting principle, is an evidence of weakness.

You think the attachments to cafe toilet keys are big? Interesting, interesting.
I think they're normal sized.

I wanted to begin chatting to whoever the chess guy was... oh, it's you? What's your favorite opening? I bet it's not a v*gina.

Chandler: "How are we allowed to do this?"
Jimmy: "We live in a country called America."

Recreating Squid Games is costing more then I thought it would but i'm in to deep to stop now.

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

I decided I don't wanna accept more donations. Like if someone gave me money on the street I'll be like, "WTF? No, I'm not gonna take that."

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the f*ck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you, we're gonna be completely f*ckin' done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you, [clap, clap] zero, bye b*tch, gone

Jerry: "I wanted to ask if it's okay with you if I make myself throw up the cookie."
Beth: "If it makes you feel better and you can do it quietly, yes, but don't hand that advice down to summer."

Summer: "I think it's in our best interest to work as a team."
Morty: "Yeah, most people would call that 'family'."

Oh my god, it's disgusting... actually, it tastes really good... oh my god, it's disgusting that it tastes good.

If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none. The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.

Richard, you have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe - Mr. Nimbus!