Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."
Meemaw: "That is hilarious."
George: "What? I'm good looking."
Meemaw: "No, that you think you'll graduate High-School."
Mary Cooper: "Of course not, he's nine."
Dr. Eberland: "I started at his age. But only when I drank."
Mary Cooper: "What?!"
Missy Cooper: "Relax, it was a long time ago."
Sheldon: "Why does everybody knowing something make it right?"
George: "Because... that's what makes this country great."
Sheldon: "Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth."
Sheldon: "That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?"
Meemaw: "You don't. That's what makes life interesting."