The best Quotes from Young Sheldon

I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 2

Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 1

Texas

Connie: "Does he even know you like him?"
Missy: "I don't know. I've ignored him, been mean to him. What else can I do?"

Missy Cooper - Season 6 Episode 4

Whoa, and the '70s are back. All we need are the Bee Gees and bell-bottoms and it's Studio 54.

June Ballard - Season 5 Episode 10

70s

When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 4 Episode 8

Texas

Butterflies are just worms that can chase you.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 4 Episode 7

Butterflies

Sweat is the urine of the skin.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 4 Episode 3

Sweating Skin

"Did you grow up in Texas?"
Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 2 Episode 13

Texas

Sheldon: "Texas, Oklahoma... what's the difference?"
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 2 Episode 9

Texas Oklahoma

George: "As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model."
Meemaw: "That is hilarious."
George: "What? I'm good looking."
Meemaw: "No, that you think you'll graduate High-School."

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 1 Episode 10

What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say "atomic bomb", but there's probably a better example.

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 1 Episode 10

Nuclear Weapons

I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 1 Episode 9

California Texas

The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 7

Texas

Dr. Eberland: "I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?"
Mary Cooper: "Of course not, he's nine."
Dr. Eberland: "I started at his age. But only when I drank."

Season 1 Episode 6

Missy Cooper: "I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far."
Mary Cooper: "What?!"
Missy Cooper: "Relax, it was a long time ago."

Missy Cooper - Season 1 Episode 6

George: "Everybody knows you pun on fourth down."
Sheldon: "Why does everybody knowing something make it right?"
George: "Because... that's what makes this country great."
Sheldon: "Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth."

Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 5

I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 5

In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 5

Texas

Meemaw: "What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart."
Sheldon: "That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?"
Meemaw: "You don't. That's what makes life interesting."

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 1 Episode 3

Lies

Science fact: Sisters are the worst.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 2

Sisters

Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.

Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 1

Jane Goodall Monkeys & Apes

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Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Sarcasm

Leonard: "I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle..."
Sheldon: "Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word 'plenty' has been redefined to mean 'two.'"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 Episode 2

Leslie Winkle

Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless b*tch!

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Gravity

Leonard: "The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition."
Sheldon: "...with certain obvious exceptions. Suicide for example!"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory

Suicide

Quantum physics makes me so happy. It's like looking at the universe naked.

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 20

Universe Physics Quantum Mechanics

'See you in hell Sheldon'? The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 7

Sheldon: "I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity."
Penny: "Oh God!"
Sheldon: "Yes, exactly."

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Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."

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Texas

The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.

Texas

Amy: "Lino's reinventing Thanksgiving."
Zora: "Oh, good. 'Cause if there's anything Texans love, it's different sh-t."

From Scratch - Season 1

Texas

Since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Bowling for Soup - Ohio (Come Back to Texas), Album: A Hangover You Don’t Deserve

Texas

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory - Season 11 Episode 11

California

Physics answers the question, "What is the nature of the universe?" Geology answers the question, "What'd I just trip over?"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 11 Episode 7

Physics

Marty: "Thanks for going to outer space, so no matter what I do, my mum will be disappointed in me."
Howard: "Well, I married a little catholic girl, so we're even."

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 10

Modernity's scary,
antiquity's worse,
can't go forward,
can't reverse.
So here's a plan
to ease your unknowing,
ride the horse
in the direction it's going.

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Chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans have been living for hundreds of thousands of years in their forest, living fantastic lives, never overpopulating, never destroying the forest. I would say that they have been in a way more successful than us as far as being in harmony with the environment.

Jane Goodall

If I was gonna f*ck a turkey, I would warm it up, like a goddamn gentleman!

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Andrew: "Jay's been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance."
Nick: "What? First of all, I think he's got that wrong. Either that or you have grossly misquoted him."

Nick Birch in Big Mouth - Season 1 Episode 1

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

Charles Bukowski

Solitude & Loneliness

Jax: "People actually wore this crap?"
Stein: "People smoked a lot of pot in the '70s. It clearly had a deleterious effect on the fashion of the era."

Martin Stein in Legends of Tomorrow - Season 1 Episode 2

70s

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