I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 2
1Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 1
1Whoa, and the '70s are back. All we need are the Bee Gees and bell-bottoms and it's Studio 54.
June Ballard - Season 5 Episode 10
When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.
Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 4 Episode 8
Butterflies are just worms that can chase you.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 4 Episode 7
Sweat is the urine of the skin.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 4 Episode 3
"Did you grow up in Texas?"
Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."
Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."
Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 2 Episode 13
Sheldon: "Texas, Oklahoma... what's the difference?"
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."
Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 2 Episode 9
George: "As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model."
Meemaw: "That is hilarious."
George: "What? I'm good looking."
Meemaw: "No, that you think you'll graduate High-School."
Meemaw: "That is hilarious."
George: "What? I'm good looking."
Meemaw: "No, that you think you'll graduate High-School."
Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 1 Episode 10
What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say "atomic bomb", but there's probably a better example.
Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 1 Episode 10
I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.
Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 1 Episode 9
The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 7
Dr. Eberland: "I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?"
Mary Cooper: "Of course not, he's nine."
Dr. Eberland: "I started at his age. But only when I drank."
Mary Cooper: "Of course not, he's nine."
Dr. Eberland: "I started at his age. But only when I drank."
Season 1 Episode 6
Missy Cooper: "I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far."
Mary Cooper: "What?!"
Missy Cooper: "Relax, it was a long time ago."
Mary Cooper: "What?!"
Missy Cooper: "Relax, it was a long time ago."
Missy Cooper - Season 1 Episode 6
George: "Everybody knows you pun on fourth down."
Sheldon: "Why does everybody knowing something make it right?"
George: "Because... that's what makes this country great."
Sheldon: "Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth."
Sheldon: "Why does everybody knowing something make it right?"
George: "Because... that's what makes this country great."
Sheldon: "Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth."
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 5
I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 5
In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 5
Meemaw: "What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart."
Sheldon: "That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?"
Meemaw: "You don't. That's what makes life interesting."
Sheldon: "That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?"
Meemaw: "You don't. That's what makes life interesting."
Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" - Season 1 Episode 3
Science fact: Sisters are the worst.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 2
Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 1
Quotes about Young Sheldon
I'm like Young Sheldon... if he fed.
Jay Bilzerian in Big Mouth - Season 3 Episode 9