George: "As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model."
Meemaw: "That is hilarious."
George: "What? I'm good looking."
Meemaw: "No, that you think you'll graduate High-School."
What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say 'atomic bomb', but there's probably a better example.Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 10
I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.California, TexasSheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 9
The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.TexasSheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 7
Dr. Eberland: "I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?"
Mary Cooper: "Of course not, he's nine."
Dr. Eberland: "I started at his age. But only when I drank."
Missy Cooper: "I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far."
Mary Cooper: "What?!"
Missy Cooper: "Relax, it was a long time ago."
George: "Everybody knows you pun on fourth down."
Sheldon: "Why does everybody knowing something make it right?"
George: "Because... that's what makes this country great."
Sheldon: "Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth."
I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 5
In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.TexasSheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 5
Meemaw: "What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart."
Sheldon: "That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?"
Meemaw: "You don't. That's what makes life interesting."
I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.Solitude & Being AloneSheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 2
Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 1