The best Quotes from Yes Day

KATIE "I cannot believe you stole this gorilla"
CARLOS "She did not steal it, she won it, square and fair"
ALLISON "Square and fair. I did."

Allison: "I invented fun. I used to be the funnest person I knew."
Katie: "What happened?"
Allison: "What happened was I went off and had three little babies that had to be kept safe and alive."

I would love to just take a day off from being a mum and let my kids do whatever they want, but I'd also love to find a rainbow unicorn and fly it to the moon.

Allison: "Why can't Miss Hoffling ever assign a happy book? They are depressing. Have you ever read Little Women?"
Miss Hoffling: "She gets scarlet fever."
Carlos: "The Little Prince?"
Miss Hoffling: "He has no family. Harry Potter's an orphan. There are no happy books."

I hate saying no, but it's my job.

Allison: "Really? Tonight?"
Carlos: "Tonight? No no, not tonight. Tonight is our... your... the kids... Anniver... Birthday."

Although having kids is the best thing that's ever happened to us, no became the new yes.

Some people gravitate towards no. Some people naturally lean towards yes. I said yes to everything.

Thanks to budget cuts, I'm also the PE teacher / football coach. Go, Cougars! Shoot the layup for the touchdown. I don't know anything about sports.