Quotes and Voice-Lines by Yasuo the Unforgiven

There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers.

Killing people is a bad habit... but I can't seem to quit.

Shen: "A shame you let pride disrupt your training."
Yasuo: "A shame you didn't."

Honor is in the heart, not the name.

People keep running into my blade.

Death is like the wind - always by my side.

If you've come to kill me... I hope you brought friends.

The blade above all things... except a good drink.

A sword's poor company for a long road.

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Honor is for fools.

Honor is the rust on a dull blade.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Me, miss? Not by a long shot!

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