Quote by Xander (Season 6 Episode 20)

You've got to stop doing this. This dying thing is funny once, maybe twice...

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 20

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I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move. I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like a man. I just thought you might like to know.

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Xander: "Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia."

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I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.

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It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old to unplug a telephone.

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Xander: "Buffy and Faith are in the library gettin' all sweaty."
Cordelia: "They're training."
Xander: "I stand by my phrase."

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Dawn: "So what are you supposed to be?"
Anya: "An angel."
Dawn: "Oh, shouldn't you have wings?"
Anya: "Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime."

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Charlie's Angels

Giles: "Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?"
Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."

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Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.

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I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like how even used Mercedes still have leather seats.

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Mercedes-Benz

Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.

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Buffy: "What are you doing here? Five words or less!"
Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk... B*tch."

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Darla: "Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?"
Buffy: "Bad hair on top of that outfit?"

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The Master: "You're dead."
Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."

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Xander: "Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?"
Cordelia: "You sure don't."

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It must be hard when all your friends here have, like superpowers. Slayer, werewolves, witches, vampires, and you're like this little nothing. You must feel like… Jimmy Olsen.

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Jimmy Olsen

Willow: "And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now."
Giles: "I'd like to test that theory."

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Giles: "Oh, Emily Dickinson."
Buffy: "We're both fans."
Giles: "Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean for a..."
Buffy: "A girl?"
Giles: "For an American."

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Emily Dickinson

Anya: "For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
Andrew: "Entertaining and educating."
Anya: "Why can't you just m*sturbate like the rest of us?"

Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Episode 16

I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because... I love you, and I'll always love you. And, before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. Not even a person, really. And I'd seen what love could do to people, and it was... hurt, and sadness. Alone was better. And then, suddenly, there was you! And you knew me. You saw me. And it was this... thing. You make me feel safe and warm, so, I... get it now. I finally get love, Xander! I really do.

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Love declerations

Giles: "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?"

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Cordelia Chase

Willow: "Have you Googled her?"
Xander: "Willow! She's seventeen!"
Willow: "It's a search engine."

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Google

What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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