The best Quotes from Workin' Moms

Not kill me. I'm not suicidal. Just leave me brain dead for like a week, you know? Like a brain dead vacation!

"After breastfeeding, I think it's best that you put yourselves away."
"I wasn't even breastfeeding. It just looked refreshing."

Look, they're not winning any blue ribbons, okay, but they stuck in there. You know, they may be a little deflated, but they're not throwing in the towel.

I feel like a proud show dog that didn't understand her days were numbered. Like, look at these things; it's just like chicken skin.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.