Quote by Albert Einstein
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Puns, Falling in love0Book Quote by Nick Hornby from A Long Way Down
Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) You don't know how long, though. It's not your choice.
Puns, Relationships, Family0Quote by Unknown
Don't cross oceans for people, who wouldn't jump puddles for you.
Puns, Self-Confidence0Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 20
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.
Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 4
She really had a fat but: her fat butt!
Puns0Quote from Finding Neverland, by Sylvia Davies
Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."
Quote by Markus Herz - wird häufig fälschlicherweise Mark Twain zugeordnet
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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