Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.Puns, Falling in love0
Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) You don't know how long, though. It's not your choice.Puns, Relationships, Family0
Don't cross oceans for people, who wouldn't jump puddles for you.Puns, Self-Confidence0
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.
She really had a fat but: her fat butt!Puns0
Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."