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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Falling in loveAlbert Einstein
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Most people have a rope that ties them to someone, and that rope can be short or it can be long. (Be long. Belong. Get it?) You don't know how long, though. It's not your choice.

Relationships, FamilyNick Hornby in A Long Way Down
 
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Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all.

Life, Funny QuotesKurt Cobain
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Don't cross oceans for people, who wouldn't jump puddles for you.

Self-ConfidenceUnknown
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I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

Charles Bukowski
 
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The older I get, the better I was.

Unknown
 
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 20
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She really had a fat but: her fat butt!

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 3 Episode 4
 
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Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

FoodFinding Neverland, by Sylvia Davies
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Markus Herz, wird häufig fälschlicherweise Mark Twain zugeordnet
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