Quote by Woody Allen (about Insurances)

Quote by Woody Allen (about Insurances)

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

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