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I personally find it difficult to accept that there could be anyone on earth insensitive to the comic abilities of Laurel and Hardy, Sid Caesar, Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, or Martin Short. But no matter who the comic entertainer is, there is always at least a minority prepared to say, 'What's all the excitement about? He doesn't seem funny to me.'

Steve Allen

Sid Caesar Mel Brooks

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It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5

Love

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Sex Erotic Quotes

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3

Alcohol Brain

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

Steve Allen

Every language has its own music.

Sid Caesar

Languages

God knew, that the Jews were going to go through some shit. So he made one in ten of us crazy to keep the others entertained.

Mel Brooks

Judaism

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Pat in Silver Linings

Life Breakup

You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself plainly when you have need of him.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Memories Death Grief & Condolence

The future is easy because it doesn't exist; but the past is painful because it lives forever.

Fred Durst

Future Past

Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.

Violet Sorrengail in Fourth Wing

Erotic Quotes

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 12

Women Breakup

You know, it has been 17 days since I've "enjoyed" you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.

Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1

Sex Masturbation

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

Marriage Insurances

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Greed Humanity Money

Poverty is the stepmother of genius.

Josh Billings

Poverty

I am not gay. Although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.

Kurt Cobain

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+Homophobia

My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."

Ozzy Osbourne

Laughing & Smile

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19

Milk

Everything existing in the Universe is the fruit of chance and necessity.

Democritus

Universe

Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Understanding

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Humanity Breakup Grief & Condolence

Violence, remember it's only the body that's fragile. You are unbreakable.

Rebecca Yarros in The Empyrean - Iron Flame

Body

Tradition is the corpse of wisdom.

Zed the Master of Shadows in League of Legends

Tradition

People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define reality. But what does it mean to be correct or true? Merely vague concepts. Their reality may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?

Itachi Uchiha in Naruto

Reality

Dude, I don't want to talk about Lacey's prom shoes. And I'll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It's called a penis.

John Green in Paper Towns

Shoes Penisses

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