Quotes and Sayings about Women's Sports

Professional soccer player, right? She goes on to ESPN and she starts b*tching, "I don't understand, how come female athletes don't make as much as male athletes?" And all of these men had to sit there and act, like they didn't know what the answer was.
Literally, I'm sitting at home, screaming at the TV, "because you don't sell any f*cking tickets! Nobody is going to women's soccer games."

What's the argument here? NBA. WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.

Many people act like women's football was a different sport. The girls play on a very high level. I saw them play during the summer European Championships and was thrilled.

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.

A jealous female can be tricked into everything.

A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.

The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves. But for those who haven't had the fortune of finding this happiness, I am there.

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.

Women always figure out the truth. Always.

Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?

Every woman is a mystery to be solved.

For women are as Roses, whose fairr flowre,
Being once displaid, doth fall that verie howre.

I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

Fifa cannot sit by and see greed rule the football world. Nor shall we.

Racism and discrimination of any kind have no place in football.

To win you have to score one more goal than your opponent.

Without football, my life is worth nothing.

As the new season dawns, new stars will rise, new teams will captivate, new stadiums will rock, new challenges will emerge, new battles will be fought. In the name of glory, in the name of honor, in the name of football, the game we love, the game we live for.

My opinion is that individual awards are unnecessary in a team sport. No single player would have won anything on their own.

In the end, for me, football is still a game. Even if you are a professional, you need to have fun when you are on the field.

Football is about friendship aswell, it's not about sports only, it's not about business.

The most difficult thing in football is to score a goal.

Running is for animals. You need a brain and a ball for football.

If the teams with the best players always won, football would be boring.

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter who is scoring and who is not scoring. It's about winning games.

Playing football for three years is a long time - playing at Real Madrid for three years is even longer.

Football is the most important of the less important things in the world.

What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.

My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

If you wonder why society is going down the drain, take a look at people having children. Then, look at the people who you think would make good parents. That should tell you just about all you need to know.

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Better play 60 good minutes, than 90 bad ones.

Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.

Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."

Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."

Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

What did I say? I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they wanna do.

Florida is America's bas*ment: it's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.