Quotes and Sayings about Women's Sports

Professional soccer player, right? She goes on to ESPN and she starts b*tching, "I don't understand, how come female athletes don't make as much as male athletes?" And all of these men had to sit there and act, like they didn't know what the answer was.
Literally, I'm sitting at home, screaming at the TV, "because you don't sell any f*cking tickets! Nobody is going to women's soccer games."

Bill Burr

What's the argument here? NBA. WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 23

Many people act like women's football was a different sport. The girls play on a very high level. I saw them play during the summer European Championships and was thrilled.

Robin Gosens - September 2022

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You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 12

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When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.

Marcel Aymé

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A jealous female can be tricked into everything.

Hook in Peter Pan

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The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves. But for those who haven't had the fortune of finding this happiness, I am there.

Yves Saint Laurent

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A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.

Coco Chanel

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Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 18

Women Relationships

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Women Minutes

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

Marilyn Monroe

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Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.

Coco Chanel

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Women always figure out the truth. Always.

Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Women

Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 5 Episode 3

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Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.

Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

E. Joseph Cossman

Women Relationships

Every woman is a mystery to be solved.

Don Juan in Don Juan de Marco

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For women are as Roses, whose fairr flowre,
Being once displaid, doth fall that verie howre.

William Shakespeare in Twelfth Night

Women Flowers Roses

I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

Nick Hornby in Fever Pitch

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Fifa cannot sit by and see greed rule the football world. Nor shall we.

Sepp Blatter

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Racism and discrimination of any kind have no place in football.

Sepp Blatter

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To win you have to score one more goal than your opponent.

Johan Cruyff

Quotes about Football/Soccer

Without football, my life is worth nothing.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Quotes about Football/Soccer

As the new season dawns, new stars will rise, new teams will captivate, new stadiums will rock, new challenges will emerge, new battles will be fought. In the name of glory, in the name of honor, in the name of football, the game we love, the game we live for.

FIFA - 14

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My opinion is that individual awards are unnecessary in a team sport. No single player would have won anything on their own.

Toni Kroos - Oktober 2023

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In the end, for me, football is still a game. Even if you are a professional, you need to have fun when you are on the field.

Kevin De Bruyne

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Football is about friendship aswell, it's not about sports only, it's not about business.

Aleksander Čeferin (as UEFA President) - October 2021

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The most difficult thing in football is to score a goal.

Pep Guardiola

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Running is for animals. You need a brain and a ball for football.

Louis van Gaal

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If the teams with the best players always won, football would be boring.

Luis Enrique

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At the end of the day, it doesn't matter who is scoring and who is not scoring. It's about winning games.

Christian Eriksen

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Playing football for three years is a long time - playing at Real Madrid for three years is even longer.

Toni Kroos - May 2020

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Football is the most important of the less important things in the world.

Carlo Ancelotti

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What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 8 Episode 3

My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

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If you wonder why society is going down the drain, take a look at people having children. Then, look at the people who you think would make good parents. That should tell you just about all you need to know.

Bill Burr

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Shower

Better play 60 good minutes, than 90 bad ones.

Robin Gosens - June 2021, after Germany - Portugal

Soccer European Championships 2020

Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 22

I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 8 Episode 7

Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."

Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25

Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."

Stanley Hudson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 27

Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."

Kevin Malone in The Office - Season 7 Episode 9

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Ryan Howard in The Office

Kelly Kapoor

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.

Toby Flenderson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 21

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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy Bernard in The Office

What did I say? I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.

Kelly Kapoor in The Office - Season 7 Episode 2

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Season 7 Episode 20

Nevada Arizona New Mexico Utah

There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they wanna do.

Gabe Lewis in The Office - Season 7 Episode 26

Hugs

Florida is America's bas*ment: it's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.

Robert California in The Office - Season 8 Episode 11

Florida

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