To all the girls that think you’re ugly because you are not a size 0, you’re the beautiful one. It’s society who’s ugly.
Women, Fashion0Every woman is a mystery to be solved.
Women, Seduction0Women don't dress up to be admired by men. They do to anger other women.
Women, Blasphemy0When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.
Women, Relationships0A jealous female can be tricked into everything.
Women, Jealousy, Disney-Movies0Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.
Men, Women0I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
Women0Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Friendship, Men, Women0A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Men, Women, Success0Programs are like women, no matter how much you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.
Women, Nerd-Humor0For women are as Roses, whose fairr flowre,
Being once displaid, doth fall that verie howre.
Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
Women0Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.
Women, Relationships0I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
Men, Women0A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Women, Tea0Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered
how to play with it.
When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game.
Women0One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects.
Women0Men always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.
Love, Men, Women0When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.
Love, Women0