Quotes about Women, Women's Rights and Women's Day (Page 2)

Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?

To all the girls that think you’re ugly because you are not a size 0, you’re the beautiful one. It’s society who’s ugly.

Every woman is a mystery to be solved.

There's no need to disagree with women. They do that theirselves.

Women don't dress up to be admired by men. They do to anger other women.

When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.

A jealous female can be tricked into everything.

Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Programs are like women, no matter how much you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.

I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls

For women are as Roses, whose fairr flowre,
Being once displaid, doth fall that verie howre.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

A woman's perfume tells more about her than her handwriting.

A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game.

One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.