




You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.
BreakupBree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives, Season 1 Episode 12When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.
RelationshipsMarcel AyméA woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.
AgeCoco ChanelThe most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves. But for those who haven't had the fortune of finding this happiness, I am there.
HugsYves Saint LaurentMaybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.
RelationshipsCarrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 18When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.
MinutesAlbert EinsteinI don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
Marilyn MonroeWomen need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.
Beauty, FoolishnessCoco ChanelWomen always figure out the truth. Always.
Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force AwakensWho needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?
Laughing & Smile, MoneyTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 5 Episode 3Every woman is a mystery to be solved.
Don Juan de Marco, by Don JuanFor women are as Roses, whose fairr flowre,
Being once displaid, doth fall that verie howre.
Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 11The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.
BeautyAudrey HepburnMen kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Friendship, MenAnne Morrow LindberghA woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
TeaEleanor RooseveltPerhaps the best god would be like a woman, because only women really knew how to forgive.
Forgiveness & MercyRudolfo AnayaI'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.
Fashion, JeansCameron DiazFrozone: "We are talking about the greater good."
Frozone's Wife: "Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.
SuccessDavid BaileyDon't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
SeductionJules RenardThe beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
Love, BeautyAudrey HepburnA woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Abraham LincolnThere's no need to disagree with women. They do that theirselves.
Marcel AyméI have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
Mister Spock in Star Trek, Season 1 Episode 24A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Men, SuccessLana TurnerIn my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody AllenSomeday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
Heather Brewer in First KillA woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.
D. H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's LoverI think women are very powerful and I think we're more powerful together than separated.
ZendayaAll women are princesses, it is our right.
Frances Hodgson BurnettTime traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: Women!
Doc Brown in Back to the Future, 2Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.
Wine, Hangover & CrapulenceBrandon Sanderson in WarbreakerI haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney DangerfieldThe most dangerous creature on this whole earth is a woman who know how to think. Ain't nothing she can't do!
King Richard, by Richard WilliamsI think as a woman it's in our nature to nurture someone else. Sometimes at the expense of ourselves.
Emilia ClarkeWomen are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.
Sandra BullockThe thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Women's RightsRoseanne BarrI think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.
Little RichardI really want women to know their power, to value their experience. To understand that nothing has been more wholesome in the political process than the increased involvement of women.
Politics, Women's RightsNancy PelosiA beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.
BeautyMinna AntrimThe secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.
Success, Funny QuotesHoward Nemerov