The best Quotes and Sayings about Women

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.

A jealous female can be tricked into everything.

A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.

The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves. But for those who haven't had the fortune of finding this happiness, I am there.

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.

Women always figure out the truth. Always.

Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?

Every woman is a mystery to be solved.

For women are as Roses, whose fairr flowre,
Being once displaid, doth fall that verie howre.

Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

A woman's perfume tells more about her than her handwriting.

Perhaps the best god would be like a woman, because only women really knew how to forgive.

I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.

Frozone: "We are talking about the greater good."
Frozone's Wife: "Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.

Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

There's no need to disagree with women. They do that theirselves.

Women don't dress up to be admired by men. They do to anger other women.

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.

I think women are very powerful and I think we're more powerful together than separated.

All women are princesses, it is our right.

Time traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: Women!

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

The most dangerous creature on this whole earth is a woman who know how to think. Ain't nothing she can't do!

Girls with dreams become women with vision.

I think as a woman it's in our nature to nurture someone else. Sometimes at the expense of ourselves.

Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.

I really want women to know their power, to value their experience. To understand that nothing has been more wholesome in the political process than the increased involvement of women.

A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.