The best Quotes by Winston Bishop

The best Quotes by Winston Bishop

Tauche ein in die skurrile Welt von Winston Bishop aus der TV-Serie New Girl! Hier findest du die witzigsten und originellsten Zitate und Sprüche des liebenswerten Chaoten. Lass dich von seinem einzigartigen Humor verzaubern!

I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

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Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !
Schmidt in New Girl
I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes
I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.
Schmidt in New Girl
No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?
I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !
Schmidt in New Girl
I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.
Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !
Schmidt in New Girl
I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone
Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.
Do not moonwalk away from me
You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.
Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 11

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