The best Quotes by Winston Bishop

I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !

I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes

I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.

No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?

I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.

Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone

Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.

Do not moonwalk away from me

You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?

No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.

Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"