The best Quotes by Winston Bishop

The best Quotes by Winston Bishop

Tauche ein in die skurrile Welt von Winston Bishop aus der TV-Serie New Girl! Hier findest du die witzigsten und originellsten Zitate und Sprüche des liebenswerten Chaoten. Lass dich von seinem einzigartigen Humor verzaubern!

I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

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Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !
Schmidt in New Girl
I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes
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I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.
Schmidt in New Girl
No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?
I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !
Schmidt in New Girl
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I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.
Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !
Schmidt in New Girl
I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone
Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.
Do not moonwalk away from me
You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.
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Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.
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They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 11

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