I think Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space.
Gabe Newell - July 2012
I've got an update; want me to restart now or wait?
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop
LOLNEIN - The Windows Update Song
Hi, my name is Bill Gates and I'll teach you how to count to ten:
1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
We've truly reimagined windows.
Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO) - 25.10.2012, about Windows 8
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In case you haven't realized
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You would be surprised
Try Google, Bing or Yahoo
Though it is not advised
To expect good finds on page two
LOLNEIN - So You Have a Problem
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