The best Quotes by Wilson Mizner

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That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Sebastian Wilder in La La Land

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

Catherine O'Hara

Los Angeles

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer - Season 1 Episode 3

Los Angeles

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Craig Kilborn

Los Angeles

Los Angeles was the kind of place where everybody was from somewhere else and nobody really droppped anchor.

Michael Connelly in The Lincoln Lawyer - The Brass Verdict

Los Angeles

The L.A. weather is a lot like Taiwan's, where you don't observe four seasons, so the years can pass and you don't feel a thing.

Ang Lee

Los Angeles Taiwan

You're lucky we're not in Los Angeles, because Angelinos can smell BS a mile away.

Melinda Monroe in Virgin River - Season 1 Episode 1

Los Angeles

I'm from the Compton slums, and that's how the West ride
I'm from the city where two of the best died

The Game - The City, Album: The R.E.D. Album

The Notorious B.I.G.Eazy-E Los Angeles

I moved to Los Angeles for two reasons. One is to run away from a boy. Two is to chase a boy.

Kelly Mi Li in Bling Empire

Los Angeles

If I lived in L.A., I'd be schizophrenic after a week.

Matthew Goode

Los Angeles

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Los Angeles

One original thought is worth 1000 meaningless quotes.

Banksy

Quotes to think about Quotes

Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Foolishness Quotes to think about

Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.

Aretha Franklin

Birthday Quotes to think about

Things can always be said later, but things can never be unheard.

Harlan Coben in Fool Me Once

Talking Hearing & Listening

In most cases the best advice that can be given is just listening.

El Chapo

Hearing & Listening

To the stars that listen and the dreams that fulfill.

Sarah J. Maas in A Court of Thorns and Roses - Flammen und Finsternis

Stars Hearing & Listening

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

Pain / Nagato in Naruto

Life Pain Hurting Falling down

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Pat in Silver Linings

Life Breakup

Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.

Stephenie Meyer in Twilight

Life Death Suicide

Philippe: "Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?"
Driss: "I don't know, it's a business?"
Philippe: "No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind."

Driss in Intouchables

Art

The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed.

Albert Einstein in The World As I See It

Art Science

Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.

Evey Hammond in V for Vendetta

Art Truth Politicians

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be- but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

Bob Marley

Gossip & Rumors Perfection

What other people think of you is none of your business.

Paulo Coelho

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

They get in your head. People tell lies about you, and other people believe them. And it gets to the point where the lies might as well be the truth.

Tyler Down in 13 Reasons Why - Season 2 Episode 1

Lies Gossip & Rumors Bullying

Giving a child an education is by far one of the most important investments we can make.

Usher

Education

It's wrong to think that an educational system could work without conveying values!

Roman Herzog

Education

A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog.

John Grogan

Education Dogs

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

Charles Bukowski

Foolishness Intelligence Self-Confidence Doubt

That's the misery: Stupid people are so confident, the wise ones full of doubt.

Helmut Schmidt

Foolishness Intelligence Doubt

Create your own path, hone your talent, be ready to show your talent, and don't doubt yourself.

Ice Cube

Motivation Doubt

My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."

Ozzy Osbourne

Laughing & Smile

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.

Herman Melville in Moby-Dick

Laughing & Smile Positive Quotes

Sometimes, strangers can become more like family than blood ever could.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games

Friendship Blood

It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

Nick Hornby in High Fidelity

Friendship Family

He's a better person when she's around, and isn't that what friends are for, to raise you up and keep you at your best?

David Nicholls in One Day

Friendship

The world is the board, Heiress. We just have to keep rolling the dice.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games - The Final Gambit

Gambling

When the odds are bad, you change the rules.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Naturals - Killer Instinct

Gambling

I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it.

Geoffrey Butler in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Gambling

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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