There is a balance between all things. Light and shadow. Good and evil. When that balance is upset the universe corrects.Willow in Willow, Season 1
Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.MagicWillow, by High Aldwin
Llug: "Wanna breed?"
Madmartigan: "Tempting... but no."
Sorsha: "What are you looking at?"
Madmartigan: "Your leg. I'd like to break it."
Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off!Willow, by Madmartigan
Willow: "What are you doing?"
Madmartigan: "I found some blackroot. She loves it."
Willow: "Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot."
Madmartigan: "Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you! It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks?"
Willow: "Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!"
There is a story of a child, destined to be an empress, and the unlikely hero who would protect her.Sorsha in Willow, Season 1
Willow: "I found a boat. We're all set."
Madmartigan: "Good. Take these two lizards out and drown them."
Rool: "Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Your mother was a lizard!"
Madmartigan: "Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?"
Sorsha: "You said you loved me."
Madmartigan: "I don't remember that."
Sorsha: "You lied to me."
Madmartigan: "No, I... just wasn't myself last night."
Sorsha: "I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it."
Madmartigan: "Sort of."
Sorsha: "Then what?"
Madmartigan: "It... went away."
Sorsha: "Went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you' and it 'went away'?"
Madmartigan: "That's magic? It smells terrible."
Willow: "It's the life spark. It forms..."
Madmartigan: "Well, it stinks! This whole thing stinks!"
Airk: "Just sit in your coffin and rot."
Madmartigan: "I'll be around long after you're dead! When I get out of here, I'm gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole!"
Ooh! Look at her! I could use a love potion on her!Willow, by Rool
Willow: "Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant!"
Madmartigan: "I just saved that infant's life!"
Willow: "Excuse me, could you spare some milk to this poor hungry baby?"
Barmaid: "Get out of here, peck!"
Man: "Get out of here, or we'll cook ya!"
Elora Danan must survive. She must fulfill her destiny and bring about the downfall of Queen Bavmorda. Her powers are growing like an evil plague. Unless she is stopped, Bavmorda will control the lives of your village, your children, everyone. All creatures of good heart need your help, Willow. The choice is yours.Willow, by Cherlindrea