The best Quotes by Willow Rosenberg

The best Quotes by Willow Rosenberg

Willow Rosenberg is a fictional character created for the fantasy television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She was developed by Joss Whedon and portrayed throughout the TV series by Alyson Hannigan. Willow plays an integral role within the inner circle of friends—called the Scooby Gang—who support Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar), a teenager gifted with superhuman powers to defeat vampires, demons, and other evil in the fictional town of Sunnydale.

Giles: "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 3
Willow: "Have you Googled her?"
Xander: "Willow! She's seventeen!"
Willow: "It's a search engine."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Episode 4

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Dawn: "So what are you supposed to be?"
Anya: "An angel."
Dawn: "Oh, shouldn't you have wings?"
Anya: "Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime."
Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 6
I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move. I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like a man. I just thought you might like to know.
Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 5 Episode 10
Giles: "Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?"
Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 18
Buffy: "Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating."
Xander: "Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia."
Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 16
Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.
I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like how even used Mercedes still have leather seats.
I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.
Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 3
Darla: "Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?"
Buffy: "Bad hair on top of that outfit?"
Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 7
The Master: "You're dead."
Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 12
We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're history!
Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 5
You've got to stop doing this. This dying thing is funny once, maybe twice...
Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 20
Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
Spike Pratt in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 3
Xander: "Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?"
Cordelia: "You sure don't."
It must be hard when all your friends here have, like superpowers. Slayer, werewolves, witches, vampires, and you're like this little nothing. You must feel like… Jimmy Olsen.
Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 Episode 13
Microsoft is in a lot of the same businesses that Google is in.
Brainy: "Whoa, just what is this magic searching device?"
Patrick: "Right now, I'm using Google."
Patrick Winslow in The Smurfs
You would be surprised
How many people also had this issue
In case you haven't realized
Search engines are a thing, too

You would be surprised
Try Google, Bing or Yahoo
Though it is not advised
To expect good finds on page two
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Buffy: "What are you doing here? Five words or less!"
Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk... B*tch."
Spike Pratt in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 5 Episode 5
Yeah, I did a couple of Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!
Spike Pratt in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 3
So, who do you kill for fun around here?
Spike Pratt in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 3
Buffy: "This'll probably go faster if we split up."
Lily: "Can I come with you?"
Buffy: "Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?"
Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 21
Strong is fighting. It's hard and it's painful and it's every day. It's what we have to do, and we can do it together, but if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn.
Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 Episode 10
Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.
Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 9
It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old to unplug a telephone.
Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 9
Xander: "Buffy and Faith are in the library gettin' all sweaty."
Cordelia: "They're training."
Xander: "I stand by my phrase."
Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 Episode 5
Anya: "For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
Andrew: "Entertaining and educating."
Anya: "Why can't you just m*sturbate like the rest of us?"
Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Episode 16
I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because... I love you, and I'll always love you. And, before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. Not even a person, really. And I'd seen what love could do to people, and it was... hurt, and sadness. Alone was better. And then, suddenly, there was you! And you knew me. You saw me. And it was this... thing. You make me feel safe and warm, so, I... get it now. I finally get love, Xander! I really do.
Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 16
I, Anya, promise to... love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 16
Willow: "And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now."
Giles: "I'd like to test that theory."
Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 21
Giles: "Oh, Emily Dickinson."
Buffy: "We're both fans."
Giles: "Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean for a..."
Buffy: "A girl?"
Giles: "For an American."
Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 5
Giles: "This computer invasion that Willow's performing on the coroner's office... One assumes it is entirely legal?"
Buffy: "Of course."
Willow: "Entirely."
Giles: "Right. Wasn't here. Didn't see it. Couldn't have stopped you."
Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 4
What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?
The Master in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 10
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
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