Carlton: "Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume."
Will: "You better buy the mask first!"
Will: "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
Carlton: "I don't have a date."
Will: "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet!"
Will: "What's so funny?"
Hilary: "Carlton just told a joke."
Will: "No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke."
Carlton: "If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?"
Will: "Your prom date?"
Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Carlton: "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
Will: "Aw, C... you're not big."
Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It's just your head.Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!HalloweenWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.Bad Pickup LinesWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"
Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.Bad Pickup LinesWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.Bad Pickup LinesWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fifty bucks? I could take like... 25 women out to dinner!Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.Bad Pickup LinesWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air