People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 9How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
What did the frustrated cannibal do?
He threw up his hands.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
SunriseWill Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 4What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra!
Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 4It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 4Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.
The Last of Us - Left Behind, by Will LivingstonI'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
The Last of Us - Left Behind, by Will LivingstonWhy did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
The Last of Us, by Will LivingstonWhat did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.
The Last of Us, by Will LivingstonI stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
The Last of Us, by Will Livingston3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
The Last of Us, by Will LivingstonI used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.
The Last of Us, by Will LivingstonA book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.
The Last of Us, by Will LivingstonI walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.
The Last of Us, by Will Livingston