The best Quotes by Will Livingston

The best Quotes by Will Livingston

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 9

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.

The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 7

What did the frustrated cannibal do?
He threw up his hands.

The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 7

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 4

What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra!

The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 4

It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 4

You might like these Quotes aswell

If somehow the Lord gave me a second chance at that moment... I would do it all over again.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Part II

2

I guess no matter how hard you try, you can't escape your past.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us

2

I struggled for a long time with survivin'. And you - no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us

2

Dina: "You're infuriating."
Ellie: "Have you met you?"
Dina: "You make me want to go back outside into that blizzard."
Ellie: "No one is stopping you."

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Part II

1

Abby: "Do we have to go back this way?"
Owen: "Consider it an opportunity to work on your fears."
Abby: "How about I work my foot up your ass?"
Owen: "Abby, stop flirting!"

Owen in The Last of Us - Part II

1

Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.

Dina in The Last of Us - Part II

1

But we fight, for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it’s two minutes or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up.

Riley in The Last of Us - Left Behind

1

To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us

1

Ellie: "Jeol, look!"
Joel: "That is a... hat on a dinosaur."
Ellie: "It's called a Hatosaur. This one's brain was the size of a walnut."
Joel: "No way. Looks like you two have something in common."

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Part II

1

Dina: "I think Shimmer's getting sick."
Ellie: "What? How can you tell?"
Dina: "She sounds a little hoarse."

Dina in The Last of Us - Part II

1

Ellie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Really?"
Joel: "No."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us

1

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.

Will Livingston in The Last of Us

1

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Will Livingston in The Last of Us

1

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

Will Livingston in The Last of Us

1

I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.

Will Livingston in The Last of Us

1

A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.

Will Livingston in The Last of Us

1

Ellie: "That girl is so skinny… I thought you had plenty of food in your time."
Joel: "We did. Some just chose not to eat it."
Ellie: "Why the hell not?"
Joel: "For looks."
Ellie: "That's stupid."

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us

1

Joel: "How 'bout you, kid? You okay?"
Ellie: "Define okay."
Joel: "Are you still breathing?"
Ellie: "Do small, panicked breaths count?"
Joel: "Yeah, they count."
Ellie: "Alright, then I'm okay."

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us

1

I know you mean well. I know you wanna protect me. You have. And when we're done, we'll go wherever you want. Tommy's, sheep ranch, the moon... I'll follow you anywhere you go. But there's no halfway with this. We finish what we started.

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 9

Joel: "A deep breath in, slow breath out. You squeeze the trigger like you love it. Gentle, steady, nice and slow."
Ellie: "You gonna shoot this thing or get it pregnant?"

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 6

Be careful who you put your faith in. The only people who can betray us, are the ones we trust.

Maria Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 6

Joel: "I need you to tell us where we are."
Man: "If you got a map, why you lost?"
Ellie: "Must've missed all the street signs in the enormous f*cking forest."

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 6

Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah. Go east."

The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 6

It's easier when you're a kid anyway. You don't have anybody else relying on you. That's the hardest part.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 5

Joel: "You keep going for family."
Ellie: "I'm not family?"
Joel: "No. You're cargo."

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 4

Then odds are he'll be near a settlement, probably close to another city out there. Ain't too many of 'em in Wyoming.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 4

Joel: "Long way or short way?"
Tess: "I mean, it's the long way or the 'we're f*ckin' dead' way."
Ellie: "Well, I vote long way just based on that limited information."

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 2

Ellie: "Can I have a gun?"
Joel: "Absolutely not."
Ellie: "Okay, Jesus. Fine. I'll have to throw a f*ckin' sandwich at them."

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 2

Ellie: "There's not gonna be anything bad in here?"
Joel: "Just you."

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 2

Joel: "Where'd you get the money for this?"
Sarah: "Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs."
Joel: "It's better than what I do."

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 1

Joel: "You keep going for family."
Ellie: "I'm not family?"
Joel: "No. You're cargo."

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1

If you don't think there's hope for the world, why bother going on?

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Season 1

Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah! Go east."

The Last of Us - Season 1

Ellie: "Everybody I've cared for, either died or left me."
Joel: "You have no idea what loss is."

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1

The hope is there. The sun is rising. Our best days are yet to come.

John F. Kerry

For the mind disturbed, the still beauty of dawn is nature's finest balm.

Edwin Way Teale

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

2

What is the downside to eating a clock?
It's time consuming.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Part II

Ellie, you're treading on some mighty thin ice here.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us

Joel: "Where'd you get the money for this?"
Sarah: "Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs."
Joel: "Oh good. You can start helpin' out with the mortgage, then."

Joel Miller in The Last of Us

I'm gonna find - and I'm gonna kill - every last one of them.

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Part II

All this music that's just sitting here. No one's around to listen to it. I don't know. Doesn't seem right.

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

Related pages to Will Livingston

The Last of Us

The best Quotes about Sunrise

Joel Miller

Ellie Williams

The best Series Quotes

Series-Quotes