Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 3 Episode 18
What is the point of research papers? Every thing's on Wikipedia, and it's all completely accurate.
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As for Wikipedia... it’s better to replace it with the new Big Russian Encyclopaedia in electronic form. At least that will be reliable information, presented in a good, modern way.
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Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
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Jim: "And a shower."
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