Quotes and Sayings about Wikipedia

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

What is the point of research papers? Every thing's on Wikipedia, and it's all completely accurate.

As for Wikipedia... it’s better to replace it with the new Big Russian Encyclopaedia in electronic form. At least that will be reliable information, presented in a good, modern way.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited.

Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge.

Knowing where you're going can be confusing. Trust your instincts.

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

The more you know, the more you realise how much you don't know - the less you know, the more you think you know.

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them.

The best advice I ever got was that knowledge is power and to keep reading.

Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.

Give me your love and not your like!

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

People can say some extraordinary things when they're hiding behind a keyboard.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

The Internet is like a wave. You either learn to swim with it or you sink.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

In terms of the Internet, it's like humanity acquiring a collective nervous system. Whereas previously we were more like a... collection of cells that communicated by diffusion. With the advent of the Internet, it was suddenly like we got a nervous system. It's a hugely impactful thing.

Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

Don't point fingers on the internet, because the internet will finger you right back.

Now there's no question China has been trying to crack down on the Internet. Good luck! That's sort of like trying to nail jello to the wall.

God bless the internet!

I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.

That's the weird thing about the Internet. Ten people can feel like the whole world.

Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Andrew: "Jay's been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance."
Nick: "What? First of all, I think he's got that wrong. Either that or you have grossly misquoted him."

Those girls are gonna eat him alive, and then barf him out because they're bulimic.

The western Countries lie recklessly, like Goebbels: the more incredible the lie, the faster they will believe in it.

What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.

I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.

Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."

Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."

Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

What did I say? I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they wanna do.