Quotes and Sayings about Wikipedia

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

Stephen Colbert

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 3 Episode 18

What is the point of research papers? Every thing's on Wikipedia, and it's all completely accurate.

Nick Birch in Big Mouth - Season 3 Episode 6

As for Wikipedia... it’s better to replace it with the new Big Russian Encyclopaedia in electronic form. At least that will be reliable information, presented in a good, modern way.

Vladimir Putin (as President of Russia) - November 2019

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Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited.

Albert Einstein

Knowledge Imagination Criminal Minds

Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge.

Plato

Humanity Desire Knowledge Feelings & Emotions

Knowing where you're going can be confusing. Trust your instincts.

Alice In Wonderland

Knowledge

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

Stephen Hawking

Knowledge Intelligence

Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.

Thomas Aquinas

Love Knowledge

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.

Bruce Lee

Character Knowledge Respect

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

Isaac Asimov

Knowledge Society Science Wisdom

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2

Knowledge Alcohol

The more you know, the more you realise how much you don't know - the less you know, the more you think you know.

David T. Freeman

Knowledge Foolishness Intelligence

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

Mark Twain

Books Knowledge Reading

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Socrates

Knowledge

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them.

Mark Twain

Knowledge

The best advice I ever got was that knowledge is power and to keep reading.

David Bailey

Knowledge Reading

Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.

Carl Jung

Knowledge

Give me your love and not your like!

Internet Social Media

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Joanne K. Rowling

Internet Teenagers

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

John Green

Internet

People can say some extraordinary things when they're hiding behind a keyboard.

Dave Myers

Internet

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Bill Gates

Internet

The Internet is like a wave. You either learn to swim with it or you sink.

Bill Gates

Internet

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

Stephen Hawking

Internet Brain

In terms of the Internet, it's like humanity acquiring a collective nervous system. Whereas previously we were more like a... collection of cells that communicated by diffusion. With the advent of the Internet, it was suddenly like we got a nervous system. It's a hugely impactful thing.

Elon Musk - Wired Interview - 18.08.2012

Internet

Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

Will Ferrell

Weddings Computer Internet

Don't point fingers on the internet, because the internet will finger you right back.

Ronny Chieng in The Daily Show

Internet

Now there's no question China has been trying to crack down on the Internet. Good luck! That's sort of like trying to nail jello to the wall.

Bill Clinton - March 2000

Internet

God bless the internet!

Paul Finch in American Pie - 1

Internet

I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.

Al Franken

Internet YouTube Neutrality

That's the weird thing about the Internet. Ten people can feel like the whole world.

Rue Bennett in Euphoria

Internet

Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 22

Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Romeo and Juliet

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

Stephen Colbert

McDonald's

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Shower

Andrew: "Jay's been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance."
Nick: "What? First of all, I think he's got that wrong. Either that or you have grossly misquoted him."

Nick Birch in Big Mouth - Season 1 Episode 1

Those girls are gonna eat him alive, and then barf him out because they're bulimic.

Jessi Glaser in Big Mouth - Season 1 Episode 1

The western Countries lie recklessly, like Goebbels: the more incredible the lie, the faster they will believe in it.

Vladimir Putin - September 2022

Russia-Ukraine War

What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 8 Episode 3

I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 8 Episode 7

Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."

Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25

Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."

Stanley Hudson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 27

Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."

Kevin Malone in The Office - Season 7 Episode 9

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Ryan Howard in The Office

Kelly Kapoor

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.

Toby Flenderson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 21

Airplanes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy Bernard in The Office

When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed, my reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.

Karen Filippelli in The Office - Season 3 Episode 18

When I was younger I always wanted to be an actor in commercials, then I realized I had a brain.

Oscar Martinez in The Office - Season 4 Episode 5

Advertising & Marketing

Pam: "We got you this."
Michael: "Oh, vino."
Jan: "Oh, well, Pam, thank you. Tremendous. This will be great to cook with - really."

Jan Levinson in The Office - Season 4 Episode 9

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