I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Lenny Feder: "Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?"
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."
Grown Ups - 2
I got some scotch. Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Jeanine Stifler / Stifler's Mom in American Pie - 1
Mel: "Any chance of getting a cosmo?"
Jack: "Nope. Not unless you brought your own Cointreau."
Mel: "I did not. So, mixed drinks are not...-"
Jack: "Not our thing. But I have all the boys: Johnnie, Jack, and Jim."
Jack: "Nope. Not unless you brought your own Cointreau."
Mel: "I did not. So, mixed drinks are not...-"
Jack: "Not our thing. But I have all the boys: Johnnie, Jack, and Jim."
Jack Sheridan in Virgin River - Season 1 Episode 1
Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.
Thomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders - Season 1 Episode 3
Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.
Whiskey is liquid sunshine.
Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!
Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."
Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 2 Episode 1
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I like singing and I like drinking Scotch. Most people prefer hearing me while drinking Scotch.
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis.
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