Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.“Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.Freedom and whisky gang thegither!So much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.1
Lenny Feder: "Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?"
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."I got some scotch. Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.Mel: "Any chance of getting a cosmo?"
Jack: "Nope. Not unless you brought your own Cointreau."
Mel: "I did not. So, mixed drinks are not...-"
Jack: "Not our thing. But I have all the boys: Johnnie, Jack, and Jim."Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.Whiskey is liquid sunshine.Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.I like singing and I like drinking Scotch. Most people prefer hearing me while drinking Scotch.
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. 
