The best Quotes and Sayings about Whiskey

I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Freedom and whisky gang thegither!

So much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.

Whiskey is liquid sunshine.

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!

Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."

Whisky’s good proofing water. Tells you who’s real and who isn’t.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

I like singing and I like drinking Scotch. Most people prefer hearing me while drinking Scotch.

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis.