I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.SmokingAva Gardner
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.Johnny Carson
Freedom and whisky gang thegither!Robert Burns
So much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.Igor Stravinsky
Whiskey is liquid sunshine.George Bernard Shaw
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.Unknown
Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!Zachary Taylor
Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.W. C. Fields
I like singing and I like drinking Scotch. Most people prefer hearing me while drinking Scotch.Unknown
Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.Frankie Ballard - Sunshine & Whiskey