Quotes from What If…?

I don't know anything about norse gods, but I do know how to bring the thunder.

Darcy Lewis: "No one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. Honestly, I can't tell them apart."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."

The name is Thor, with a "T" and an "R" and an "O" and a "H". But not in that order.

All due respect, sir, isn't that a lot of firepower to aim at a country most Americans can't find on a map?

Are you allowed to say that to people in my tax bracket?

Journalist: "Mr. Stark, were you injured in the attack?"
Tony Stark: "No, but I did spill my drink, and it was a '26 Macallan, so I'm pretty sure that's a war crime."

Heroes are not born, they're forged in darkness. Shaped in battle. Defined by sacrifice.

Every journey has a beginning. But change one step along the way, and you could end up at a very different destination.

Tony Stark: "Lieutenant Killmonger? What is that? German?"
Killmonger: "A nickname."
Tony Stark: "That's clearly a good fit."

Peter Parker: "Splitting up? Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda?"
Okoye: "We don't need them. We have American reality shows."

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.

New York! Home of the Mets, the Chrysler Building, those ladies from Sex and the City and now, the zombie apocalypse. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere - but first, you have to not get eaten.

Your marbles are long gone. The world, however, still stands a chance.

I fear the only sorcerer strong enough to stop Dr. Strange is you, Dr. Strange.

One life, one choice, one moment can destroy the entire universe.

Is she worth the pain? A man does not suffer like this for his own glory. There is a fine line between devotion and delusion. Love can break more than your heart. It can shatter your mind.

We have watched how one moment, one choice, can ripple across space and time, giving birth to new stories, heroes, whole universes. But what if it's the wrong choice? What if the best of intentions has very strange consequences?

I believe that in this universe, as in every other, hope never dies. As long as someone keeps their good eye on the bigger picture.

Stark: "Red, green, blue... who paints a button blue?"
Carter: "Don't tell me the American playboy needs help pushing buttons."
Stark: "Hedy Lamarr and I spent a weekend together, but she wasn't teaching me German."

Talk about being a few sardines short of a can.

Stark: "Can I give you a piece of advice?"
Carter: "I'd rather you didn't."

Women aren't soldiers, and they sure as hell don't fight on the front lines. They might break a nail.

John Flynn: "Rogers, get in there!"
Peggy Carter: "He can't."
John Flynn: "Stark, you go in!"
Howard Stark: "What? Are you crazy? I push the buttons. I'm the buttons guy."

Her one choice gave birth to a whole new history and gave the multiverse a new hero. As for me, these are my stories. I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere. For I am the Watcher.

Journey to face the unknown and ponder the question, "What if...?"

Space. Time. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility.

Why stop at one world, when we can show you all of them?

I am the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me, and dare to face the unknown. And ponder the question, "What if...?"