Quotes and Sayings about West Virginia

Quotes and Sayings about West Virginia

What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to West Virginia - and that's pretty much the same thing.

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There are people who do things and people who take the credit, and the trick is to be in the first group, there is a lot less competition.
People with the purest souls are capable of the greatest evils.
I'll burn the world down to save her
Jennifer L. Armentrout in Origin - Schattenfunke
Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
Bill Withers - Lean on me
Girls are capable of doing everything men are capable of doing. Sometimes they have more imagination than men.
Like what you do, and then you will do your best.
We will always have STEM with us. Some things will drop out of the public eye and will go away, but there will always be science, engineering, and technology. And there will always, always be mathematics.
I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.
Virtually nothing is impossible in this world if you just put your mind to it and maintain a positive attitude.
I hate to say it's not a Laker but Michael Jordan. He's been the greatest player I've ever seen. And I'm probably a harsh judge of talent in the sense that I admire players that are really good defensive players and really good offensive players.
You can't get much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good.
When it's time for me to walk away from something, I walk away from it. My mind, my body, my conscience tell me that enough is enough.
Fear of failure, it's the greatest motivational tool. It drives me and drives me and drives me.
I'm a Gemini. Know what that means? There are two very different sides to me.
Forgiveness is about empowering yourself, rather than empowering your past.
I like to see myself as a bridge builder, that is me building bridges between people, between races, between cultures, between politics, trying to find common ground.
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges.
We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive.
I want to congratulate all the men out there who are working diligently to be good fathers whether they are stepfathers, or biological fathers or just spiritual fathers.
There ain't nobody I'd rather have alongside me in a fight than my mama with a broken bottle in her hand.
If you think I'm a drunk, you shoulda seen my old man.
There ain't a man livin' who hasn't talked to his dog.
The way I feel is that if you don't like folk music, stay away from my shows.
Folk songs express the dreams and prayers and hopes of the working people.
People say that money changes people. It really doesn't. Money don't change people. Money allows you to be more of who you really are. If you're a kind person when you get a lot of money, you become a kinder person. If you're an a-shole when you get a lot of money, you become a big a-shole. When you see rich people acting like a-sholes it's 'cause they've always been one.
Steve Harvey - February 2021
Harvey: "You gonna sit up here on national TV and say 'nekkid', and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it!"
Contestant: "I bet you said 'nekkid' in one of your comedy routines."
Harvey: "You on Family Feud! This ain't a comedy routine!"
Harvey: "When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?"
Contestant: "A man's privates."
Harvey: "Family! I just got this job! What are you trying to do?"
Welcome to Family Feud! I'm your man Steve Harvey; we got another good one for you today.
Hi, folks. Over the summer, we've lost a beloved member of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, the original host of our show. Richard served as a panelist on Match Game, of which became an inspiration for the Feud. We would like to take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show an institution. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. We will miss you, Richard. We sure will.
What is the definition of safe sex down in Virginia?
Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."
California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.
Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

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