The best Quotes by Werner Finck

The best Quotes by Werner Finck

Werner Finck (2 May 1902 – 31 July 1978) was a German Kabarett comedian, actor and author. Not politically motivated by his own admission but just a "convinced individualist", he became one of Germany's leading cabaret artists under the conditions of the Nazi suppression after 1933.

Smiling is the most elegant way to show someone your teeth.
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He who can make people laugh has to be taken seriously; all people with power know that.
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He who laughs when he could have cried has a happy life.
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One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".
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If you don't like Munich, I don't know which part of Germany you could like.
Angela Merkel - July 16th 2009, to Dmitry Medvedev
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Munich - which is kinda the same.
My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."
For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.
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I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
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A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.
Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
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When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.
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You don't have to brush all your teeth - just the ones you intend on keeping.
Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Jacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 15
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Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
[Teeth]
Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 10 Episode 2
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If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.
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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
It's true that none of my characters are admirable. But maybe I'm primarily a satirist, and a satirist needs to hold up what's not admirable.
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.
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The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.
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Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.
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Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!
Dory in Finding Nemo
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It is such a mysterious place, the land of tears!
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I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
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And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.
Revelation - 7, 17
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Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
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One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024

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