The best Quotes about the Weekend

Oh, I just want what we all want: a comfortable couch, a nice beverage, a weekend of no distractions and a book that will stop time, lift me out of my quotidian existence and alter my thinking forever.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun.

You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.

When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!

"What's your goal?"
"Closing time."
"How about something more long-term?"
"Weekend."

My perfect weekend is going for a walk with my family in the park. I don't think there's anything better.

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

There is more to life than parties. There are also afterparties.

Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. Alcohol equals poor choices.

We live for the nights that no one remembers, with the people we will never forget.

The secret to a good party isn't who gets invited, it's who doesn't.

Life won't throw you parties. You gotta make your own!

I thought that the older I got, that partying would change - and it has - in the way that now I know how to party!

You gotta have life your way. If you ain't losing your mind, you ain't partying right.

When I go out, it's to have a good time, not to find a man.

If you do anything productive on a Sunday, you will die unfortunately.

Note to self: I'm not God, even when I'm done with the world by Sunday.

What you really want is someone you can hang around with on a Sunday afternoon and watch a TV show with, and do nothing, and feel like it's the most fun ever.

If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.

"You see, Momo," he told her one day, "it's like this: Sometimes, when you've a very long street ahead of you, you think how terribly long it is and feel sure you'll never get it swept."
He gazed silently into space before continuing.
"And then you start to hurry," he went on. "You work faster and faster, and every time you look up there seems to be just as much left to sweep as before, and you try even harder, and you panic, and in the end you're out of breath and have to stop - and still the street stretches away in front of you. That's not the way to do it."

He pondered a while. Then he said, "You must never think of the whole street at once, understand? You must only concentrate on the next step, the next breath, the next stroke of the broom, and the next, and the next. Nothing else."
Again he paused for thought before adding, "That way you enjoy your work, which is important, because then you make a good job of it. And that's how it ought to be."

We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.

But time is life itself, and life resides in the human heart.

What are days for? Days are where we live. They come, they wake us. Time and time over. They are to be happy in. Where can we live but days?

In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.

Someday, I'm going to marry Monday, make him trust me and then I'll finish him off.

Life's beautiful every day. We just have to look more thoroughly on Mondays.

If we could have a Monday for once that doesn't feel like it's lasting for ten days, that'd be great.

Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."

You know what rhymes with friday? Vodka.

"Hey, you. What's your name?"
"I'm Friday."
"Man, 'twas about time, lad."

The best thing about Sunday is Saturday night.

I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October.

My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

If you only ever read one book in your life I highly recommend... keeping your f*cking mouth shut.

Things are never quite as scary when you''ve got a best friend.

Occasionally I go shopping for clothes, but I find the whole thing a real chore.

I love it when people doubt me. It makes me work harder to prove them wrong.

As an actor you have one great fear: pimples.

It's a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me.

The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it.

I'm not going to change; I'm very stubborn in this way. I am what I am.

You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you.

Do not look at the world through your head; look at it through your heart.