Funny Quotes about all Days of the Week

Funny Quotes about all Days of the Week

Weeks are like chapters in a book of life. Each week tells a unique story of highs and lows, of laughter and tears. They teach us that time is precious and change is inevitable. Yet, in every week, we find the strength to keep going, to grow, and to love. May each week fill our hearts with gratitude and hope.

Monday

Show 13 Sayings
Someday, I'm going to marry Monday, make him trust me and then I'll finish him off.

Tuesday

Show 12 Sayings
For most people, on Tuesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.

Wednesday

Show 4 Sayings
For most people, on Wednesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.

Thursday

Show 2 Sayings
Can't we just skip Thursday and jump right into the weekend?

Friday

Show 4 Sayings
Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."

Saturday

Show 3 Sayings
The best thing about Sunday is Saturday night.

Sunday

Show 5 Sayings
If you do anything productive on a Sunday, you will die unfortunately.