The best Quotes by Wednesday Addams

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Weapons Knifes

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Social Media

Morticia: "That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

School High School

I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down, I actually enjoy it.

Wednesday - Season 1

Marylin Thornhill: "I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome."
Wednesday: "She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor... in her sleep."

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Morticia: "Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color."
Enid: "Wow, what happens to you?"
Wednesday: "I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones."

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Smartphones

Little did I know that I would be stepping into a nightmare full of mystery, mayhem and murder. I think I'm going to love it here.

Wednesday - Season 1

Enid Sinclair: "Want to take a stab at being social?"
Wednesday: "I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much."

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Emotion equals weakness.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Feelings & Emotions

I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Getting expelled was just a bonus.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee. Interesting thing about bees. Pull out their stingers, they drop dead.

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Bees

Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."

The Addams Family - Addams Family Values

Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"

The Addams Family

Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can't play by those rules anymore.

The Addams Family

Morticia: "How was school?"
Pugsley: "Terrible. Especially history."
Wednesday: "Yeah, they never tell us anything interesting. Like, how many heads they chopped off in the French Revolution."

The Addams Family

Gomez: "Children, why do you hate the baby?"
Pugsley: "We don't hate him. We just want to play with him."
Wednesday: "Especially his head."

The Addams Family - Addams Family Values

It's getting dark in this little heart of mine.

The Addams Family

"Where is that baby?"
"Which part?"

The Addams Family

Dear mother and father,

I hate you.

Love, Wednesday

The Addams Family

You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims. Especially Sarah Miller." And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground!

The Addams Family

Native American

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Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day... or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.

Enid Sinclair in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Larissa: "So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer, even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed."
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"

Donovan Galpin in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Wednesday: "So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?"
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."

Xavier Thorpe in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Have you ever been told you're different, odd, or simply don't belong? In a world full of normies, do you feel like an outcast? Me too. But I'm pleased to tell you there's a very special place for people like us. Nevermore Academy.

Wednesday - Season 1

Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.

Morticia Addams in Wednesday - Season 1

Miss Addams, you sadly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.

Larissa Weems in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

"Nevermore was founded over 200 years ago to educate outcasts."
"Students from all walks of life."
"And death."
"Our mission is to help each student master their unique abilities. So we offer a full range of extracurricular activities. From painting… to archery."
"For centuries, notable alumni have roamed these majestic halls, from the master of macabre, Edgar Allan Poe, to personal heroes like Ignatius Itt, and of course, Morticia and Gomez Addams."
"Our highly trained faculty educate our young outcasts on a wide range of subjects. Everything from werewolf reproduction to Gorgon anatomy."

Wednesday - Season 1

Edgar Allan Poe

Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

Morticia Addams in The Addams Family - Addams Family Values

Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."

Gomez Addams in The Addams Family

Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

Morticia Addams in The Addams Family

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

Gomez Addams in The Addams Family

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Albert Einstein

Humanity Weapons Nuclear Weapons

I've learned from Palpatine. I show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat.

Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 7

Emperor Palpatine Knifes

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Adolf Hitler Jesus Popularity Social Media

Neither comprehension nor learning can take place in an atmosphere of anxiety.

Rose Kennedy

Learning School

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