The best Quotes by Wednesday Addams

The best Quotes by Wednesday Addams

Wednesday Addams is a fictional character from the Addams Family multimedia franchise created by American cartoonist Charles Addams. She is typically portrayed as a morbid and emotionally reserved child that is fascinated by the macabre, often identified by her pale skin and black pigtails.

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Amanda: "I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies."
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"
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Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
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Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
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This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
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Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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Morticia: "That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down, I actually enjoy it.
Wednesday - Season 1
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Marylin Thornhill: "I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome."
Wednesday: "She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor... in her sleep."
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
Morticia: "Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color."
Enid: "Wow, what happens to you?"
Wednesday: "I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones."
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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Little did I know that I would be stepping into a nightmare full of mystery, mayhem and murder. I think I'm going to love it here.
Wednesday - Season 1
Enid Sinclair: "Want to take a stab at being social?"
Wednesday: "I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much."
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
Emotion equals weakness.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Getting expelled was just a bonus.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee. Interesting thing about bees. Pull out their stingers, they drop dead.
Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."
The Addams Family - Addams Family Values
Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"
Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can't play by those rules anymore.
Morticia: "How was school?"
Pugsley: "Terrible. Especially history."
Wednesday: "Yeah, they never tell us anything interesting. Like, how many heads they chopped off in the French Revolution."
Gomez: "Children, why do you hate the baby?"
Pugsley: "We don't hate him. We just want to play with him."
Wednesday: "Especially his head."
The Addams Family - Addams Family Values
It's getting dark in this little heart of mine.
"Where is that baby?"
"Which part?"
Dear mother and father,

I hate you.

Love, Wednesday
You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims. Especially Sarah Miller." And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground!

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Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day... or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.
Enid Sinclair in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
Larissa: "So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer, even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed."
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"
Donovan Galpin in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
Wednesday: "So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?"
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."
Xavier Thorpe in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
Have you ever been told you're different, odd, or simply don't belong? In a world full of normies, do you feel like an outcast? Me too. But I'm pleased to tell you there's a very special place for people like us. Nevermore Academy.
Wednesday - Season 1
Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.
Miss Addams, you sadly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.
Larissa Weems in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
"Nevermore was founded over 200 years ago to educate outcasts."
"Students from all walks of life."
"And death."
"Our mission is to help each student master their unique abilities. So we offer a full range of extracurricular activities. From painting… to archery."
"For centuries, notable alumni have roamed these majestic halls, from the master of macabre, Edgar Allan Poe, to personal heroes like Ignatius Itt, and of course, Morticia and Gomez Addams."
"Our highly trained faculty educate our young outcasts on a wide range of subjects. Everything from werewolf reproduction to Gorgon anatomy."
Wednesday - Season 1
Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."
Morticia Addams in The Addams Family - Addams Family Values
Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."
Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.
Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.
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I've learned from Palpatine. I show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 7
The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.
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Neither comprehension nor learning can take place in an atmosphere of anxiety.

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