Quotes by Wednesday Addams

Little did I know that I would be stepping into a nightmare full of mystery, mayhem and murder. I think I'm going to love it here.

"Wanna take a stab at being social?"
"I do like stabbing."

I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Getting expelled was just a bonus.

The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.

Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."

Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"