Quotes from Wednesday

Here you can find the best Quotes from Wednesday Addams, a Netflix series that has been released in November 2022. On thyQuotes, you can find quotes from The Addams Family, aswell.

Wednesday belongs to the following category: Netflix

The best Series Quotes

Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day... or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.

Enid Sinclair in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Larissa: "So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer, even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed."
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"

Donovan Galpin in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 2
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Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

Weapons, KnifesWednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
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I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Social MediaWednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
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Morticia: "That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.

School, High SchoolWednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
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I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
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Wednesday: "So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?"
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."

Xavier Thorpe in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down, I actually enjoy it.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1
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Marylin Thornhill: "I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome."
Wednesday: "She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor... in her sleep."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Morticia: "Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color."
Enid: "Wow, what happens to you?"
Wednesday: "I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Have you ever been told you're different, odd, or simply don't belong? In a world full of normies, do you feel like an outcast? Me too. But I'm pleased to tell you there's a very special place for people like us. Nevermore Academy.

Wednesday, Season 1
 
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I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

SmartphonesWednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
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Little did I know that I would be stepping into a nightmare full of mystery, mayhem and murder. I think I'm going to love it here.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1
 
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Enid Sinclair: "Want to take a stab at being social?"
Wednesday: "I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.

Morticia Addams in Wednesday, Season 1
 
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Emotion equals weakness.

Feelings & EmotionsWednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
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I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Getting expelled was just a bonus.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
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The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
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You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee. Interesting thing about bees. Pull out their stingers, they drop dead.

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Miss Addams, you sadly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.

Larissa Weems in Wednesday, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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"Nevermore was founded over 200 years ago to educate outcasts."
"Students from all walks of life."
"And death."
"Our mission is to help each student master their unique abilities. So we offer a full range of extracurricular activities. From painting… to archery."
"For centuries, notable alumni have roamed these majestic halls, from the master of macabre, Edgar Allan Poe, to personal heroes like Ignatius Itt, and of course, Morticia and Gomez Addams."
"Our highly trained faculty educate our young outcasts on a wide range of subjects. Everything from werewolf reproduction to Gorgon anatomy."

Wednesday, Season 1
 
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