Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 2
Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day... or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.
Enid Sinclair - Season 1 Episode 2
Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 2
Larissa: "So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer, even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed."
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"
Donovan Galpin - Season 1 Episode 2
This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 2
1I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1
1Morticia: "That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1
I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1
1I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1
1Wednesday: "So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?"
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."
Xavier Thorpe - Season 1 Episode 1
I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down, I actually enjoy it.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1
1Marylin Thornhill: "I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome."
Wednesday: "She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor... in her sleep."
Wednesday: "She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor... in her sleep."
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1
Morticia: "Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color."
Enid: "Wow, what happens to you?"
Wednesday: "I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones."
Enid: "Wow, what happens to you?"
Wednesday: "I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones."
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1
Have you ever been told you're different, odd, or simply don't belong? In a world full of normies, do you feel like an outcast? Me too. But I'm pleased to tell you there's a very special place for people like us. Nevermore Academy.
Season 1
Little did I know that I would be stepping into a nightmare full of mystery, mayhem and murder. I think I'm going to love it here.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1
Enid Sinclair: "Want to take a stab at being social?"
Wednesday: "I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much."
Wednesday: "I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much."
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 2
Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.
Morticia Addams - Season 1
I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Getting expelled was just a bonus.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1
1You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee. Interesting thing about bees. Pull out their stingers, they drop dead.
Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1
1Miss Addams, you sadly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.
Larissa Weems - Season 1 Episode 1
"Nevermore was founded over 200 years ago to educate outcasts."
"Students from all walks of life."
"And death."
"Our mission is to help each student master their unique abilities. So we offer a full range of extracurricular activities. From painting… to archery."
"For centuries, notable alumni have roamed these majestic halls, from the master of macabre, Edgar Allan Poe, to personal heroes like Ignatius Itt, and of course, Morticia and Gomez Addams."
"Our highly trained faculty educate our young outcasts on a wide range of subjects. Everything from werewolf reproduction to Gorgon anatomy."
"Students from all walks of life."
"And death."
"Our mission is to help each student master their unique abilities. So we offer a full range of extracurricular activities. From painting… to archery."
"For centuries, notable alumni have roamed these majestic halls, from the master of macabre, Edgar Allan Poe, to personal heroes like Ignatius Itt, and of course, Morticia and Gomez Addams."
"Our highly trained faculty educate our young outcasts on a wide range of subjects. Everything from werewolf reproduction to Gorgon anatomy."
Season 1