The best Quotes from Wednesday

Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 2

Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day... or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.

Enid Sinclair - Season 1 Episode 2

Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 2

Larissa: "So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer, even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed."
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"

Donovan Galpin - Season 1 Episode 2

This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 2

Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

Weapons Knifes

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

Social Media

Morticia: "That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

School High School

I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

Wednesday: "So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?"
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."

Xavier Thorpe - Season 1 Episode 1

I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down, I actually enjoy it.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1

Marylin Thornhill: "I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome."
Wednesday: "She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor... in her sleep."

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

Morticia: "Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color."
Enid: "Wow, what happens to you?"
Wednesday: "I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones."

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

Have you ever been told you're different, odd, or simply don't belong? In a world full of normies, do you feel like an outcast? Me too. But I'm pleased to tell you there's a very special place for people like us. Nevermore Academy.

Season 1

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

Smartphones

Little did I know that I would be stepping into a nightmare full of mystery, mayhem and murder. I think I'm going to love it here.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1

Enid Sinclair: "Want to take a stab at being social?"
Wednesday: "I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much."

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 2

Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.

Morticia Addams - Season 1

Emotion equals weakness.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

Feelings & Emotions

I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Getting expelled was just a bonus.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee. Interesting thing about bees. Pull out their stingers, they drop dead.

Wednesday Addams - Season 1 Episode 1

Bees

Miss Addams, you sadly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.

Larissa Weems - Season 1 Episode 1

"Nevermore was founded over 200 years ago to educate outcasts."
"Students from all walks of life."
"And death."
"Our mission is to help each student master their unique abilities. So we offer a full range of extracurricular activities. From painting… to archery."
"For centuries, notable alumni have roamed these majestic halls, from the master of macabre, Edgar Allan Poe, to personal heroes like Ignatius Itt, and of course, Morticia and Gomez Addams."
"Our highly trained faculty educate our young outcasts on a wide range of subjects. Everything from werewolf reproduction to Gorgon anatomy."

Season 1

Edgar Allan Poe

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Amanda: "I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies."
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family - Addams Family Values

Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can't play by those rules anymore.

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

Morticia: "How was school?"
Pugsley: "Terrible. Especially history."
Wednesday: "Yeah, they never tell us anything interesting. Like, how many heads they chopped off in the French Revolution."

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

Gomez: "Children, why do you hate the baby?"
Pugsley: "We don't hate him. We just want to play with him."
Wednesday: "Especially his head."

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family - Addams Family Values

It's getting dark in this little heart of mine.

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

"Where is that baby?"
"Which part?"

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

Dear mother and father,

I hate you.

Love, Wednesday

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims. Especially Sarah Miller." And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground!

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

Native American

Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?

Tim Burton

Vision

One person's crazyness is another person's reality.

Tim Burton

Reality Craziness & Weirdness

Anybody with artistic ambitions is always trying to reconnect with the way they saw things as a child.

Tim Burton

Art

Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

Morticia Addams in The Addams Family - Addams Family Values

Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."

Gomez Addams in The Addams Family

Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

Morticia Addams in The Addams Family

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

Edgar Allan Poe

Words

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Albert Einstein

Humanity Weapons Nuclear Weapons

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