Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her "wife".“Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.5
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.Weddings are basically funerals with cake.It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.Ted: "Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy, who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with."
Marshall: "I have one. It's called my marriage-license."Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.A ring is round, it turns forever
And that's how long we'll be together!
When I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry!There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. 
