Quotes and Sayings about Weddings

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her "wife".

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.

Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

Ted: "Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy, who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with."
Marshall: "I have one. It's called my marriage-license."

Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.

A ring is round, it turns forever
And that's how long we'll be together!

When I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry!

There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.

Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes, you close your window. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

Finding someone you love and who loves you back is a wonderful, wonderful feeling. But finding a true soul mate is an even better feeling. A soul mate is someone who understands you like no other, loves you like no other, will be there for you forever, no matter what. They say that nothing lasts forever, but I am a firm believer in the fact that for some, love lives on even after we're gone.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

"How do you spell 'love'?" - "You don't spell it... you feel it."

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

We don't have to say we're great. Our 5 rings say it for us.

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lifes of those we touch.

At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, it's usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we've chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

I was told that the best man's speech is supposed to go for as long as the groom can hold up in bed. So... thanks for listening!

Can't say "I do" without you!
Will you be my bridesmaid?

I'll let you go. If you stay.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy,
it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It does not dishonor others,
it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.

Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories.

You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it just takes the right guy to see it.

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul.

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"