The best Quotes by Webby

Animals are my favorite people.

Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur
Might solve a mystery or rewrite history
DuckTales - ooh ooh
Every day they're out there making DuckTales

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

The worst part of public transportation is the public.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the moth that seeks your porch light!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the bubble gum that, uh, clings to your shoe!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice!

Darkwing Duck: "How stupid could I be?"
Gosalyn Mallard: "Does he really want us to answer that?"
Darkwing Duck: "Thank you for your support."

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the itch you cannot reach!

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the moth that seeks your porch light!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the headache in the criminal mind!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the widget missing from the easy-to-assemble swing set!

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"