The best Quotes from Watchmen

Watchmen is a comic book maxiseries by the British creative team of writer Alan Moore, artist Dave Gibbons and colorist John Higgins. It was published by DC Comics in 1986 and 1987, and collected in a single volume edition in 1987.

The best Movie Quotes

It’s Paradise, but we can’t get out of it. And anything you can’t get out of is Hell.

- Margaret Atwood in Watchmen, Season 1 Episode 8

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.

- Watchmen - Die Wächter, by Dr. Manhattan

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

- Watchmen - Die Wächter, by Silk SpectreJustice, California

My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative.

- Watchmen - Die Wächter, by Dr. Manhattan

Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders?

- Watchmen - Die Wächter, by Rorschach

You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job.

- Watchmen - Die Wächter, by The Comedian

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long.

- Alan Moore in Watchmen

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

- Alan Moore in Watchmen