The best Quotes from Watchmen

It’s Paradise, but we can’t get out of it. And anything you can’t get out of is Hell.

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative.

Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders?

You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job.

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long.

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...I am Pagliacci.