The best Quotes from Watchmen

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.

Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen -

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

Silk Spectre in Watchmen -

Justice California

My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative.

Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen -

Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders?

Rorschach in Watchmen -

You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job.

The Comedian in Watchmen -

Nuclear Weapons

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long.

Alan Moore

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

Alan Moore

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I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

Malin Akerman

Food Chocolate

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

Malin Akerman

Nutella

I think we can leave mullets back in the '80s. I'm really not a big fan of them.

Malin Akerman

80s

We all in real life put on these masks. When you come home, when you're on your own, I'm sure you're really different than when you're with your boss.

Malin Akerman

Masken

As a girl I wanted the Cyndi Lauper hairstyle, with the shaved side of the head, or the Sharon Stone perm from "Total Recall".

Malin Akerman

Cyndi Lauper Sharon Stone

There's an aura around him. He's professional, positive, upbeat, always smiling, always encouraging. I mean. it's crazy how huge a star he is, yet he's actually a real person, so down to earth. He engages everyone, cast and crew.

Malin Akerman

Tom Cruise

Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd are really amazing, lovely people and really great comedic actors.

Malin Akerman

Jennifer Aniston

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Regina King

Weddings

I want to live a full life - period.

Regina King

My biggest challenge will be to play the totally submissive woman. It takes a toll on you when you play someone who's far removed from your personality.

Regina King

You don't know what unconditional love is. You may say you do, but if you don't have a child, you don't know what that is. But when you experience it, it is the most fulfilling ever.

Regina King

I stay in tune with my family and God.

Regina King

The problem is, when you're making an animated movie, the studio has an illusion in their minds - and it's really not true - that because it's a drawing, it can be changed at any time.

Zack Snyder

My mom always encouraged me, it was never weird. She'd look at 'Heavy Metal' and go 'Woo-hoo!'

Zack Snyder

The eyes get lost in 3-D. With 3-D, your eyes are looking for the plane of focus, right? And the problem is, when you do quick cuts, your eyes can't find it.

Zack Snyder

I love the irony of movies. I really do. For whatever reason, I'm incredibly intrigued by the irony of reality in a motion picture.

Zack Snyder

The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a face, more than like a dog or a giraffe. They have this weird, alien face that you can actually make expressive.

Zack Snyder

If I lived in L.A., I'd be schizophrenic after a week.

Matthew Goode

Los Angeles

You're not in America now, you're in Ireland. So have a drink and shut up!

Matthew Goode - Leap Year

Ireland

I'm not posh, not in the slightest. My parents spent some money on my education, but I wasn't born to the purple.

Matthew Goode

Justice comes from vengeance but justice only breeds more vengeance.

Pain / Nagato in Naruto

Revenge Justice

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

California

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Albert Einstein

Humanity Weapons Nuclear Weapons

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

Joker in Joker

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

Alfred in Batman - Begins

Giving Up Beginning

See, if the bullets don't work, right, why the punching? I just never understood that.

Superman in Supergirl - Season 2 Episode 2

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

Cisco Ramon in The Flash

Ass

Sometimes we have to do what’s right, even if your heart aches against it.

Mera in Aquaman

I love the rain. It's like angels are smooching all over us.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad - The Suicide Squad

Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator? It's that power can be innocent.

Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Power

My name's Zatanna Zatara. I'm a spellaholic.

Zatanna in DC Comic Books - Seven Soldiers: Zatanna Vol 1

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