I'd love to be a wasp. First, I'm gonna ruin someone's BBQ and then I'll drown myself in their beer.
"Wasps can eat up to 50 grams of insects per day."
Not the ones that live in my garden. They drink 2 cans of coke, devour a steak and get angry when the ketchup's empty.
Not the ones that live in my garden. They drink 2 cans of coke, devour a steak and get angry when the ketchup's empty.
Wasp 1: "Maybe we should stop acting so aggressive around humans. Our reputation's pretty bad."
Wasp 2: "Yeah, you're right. But... isn't that our ice cream this human over there is eating?"
Wasp 2: "Yeah, you're right. But... isn't that our ice cream this human over there is eating?"
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