As a native Washingtonian, I am well aware that childhood obesity is a real problem in our nation's capital.Dan Snyder
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.Washington WizardsJay Leno
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.Robert Orben
I call Washington "the city of the perishable".Nancy Pelosi (as Speaker of the US House of Representatives)
One doesn't soon forget the natural beauty of Washington, although those of us who live here do sometimes take it for granted.Katharine Graham
Let me give you a little bit of free advice. DC is all about realtionships.Kimble Hookstraten in Designated Survivor, Season 1 Episode 9
Alex: "You can't do that. You can't make promises that you won't be able to keep!"
Tom: "We're in Washington, they're the only promises we're allowed to make."
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog!Funny Politician QuotesHarry S. Truman
Washington, D.C. is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.WisconsinDennis Miller