The best Quotes from Warrior Nun

My whole life, I've dreamt about being dead. I leave my body, and I see myself from above. A normal girl, just... normal. I stare at her perfect normality until I wake up and realize that I'm still the freak I've been my whole life. One thing I've learned since then. Life has a really f*cked-up way of making your dreams come true.

The Devil may present a pleasing visage. The better to seduce and influence the weak-minded.

Nun: "She will burn like those who spawned her."
Monk: "You assume she is in Hell?"
Nun: "It wouldn't matter. She was in Hell already."

The nuns used to talk about miracles... well, they were full of sh-t.

Monk: "Please remember, she cannot ask for forgiveness anymore, so it's up to us to forgive her. For God knows all and sees all and will be thy judge."
Nun: "I'll take my chances."

I'm probably back in my bed at the orphanage and all of this is just happening in my imagination. And I have completely lost my mental sh-t so bad, I have no idea. And my brain is protecting me by making all of this seem really f*cking real to distract me from the fact than I'm a complete basket case.