The best Quotes by Wanda Sykes

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

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The world is full of magic. Small things become big. Winter turns to spring. One thing always changes into another.

Denahi in Brother Bear

Spring Change Magic

If the snow's white, then it's all right.
Yellow or green, it's just not clean.
I learned that one the hard way.

Koda in Brother Bear

Snow

Rutt: "I can't believe you totaled a mammoth."
Tuke: "Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere."
Rutt: "I cannot accept what you have to say."
Tuke: "Oh, come on, it was in my blind spot!"

Brother Bear

You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya?

Diego in Ice Age

Sid: "Manny, aren't you forgettin' somethin'?"
Manny: "No."
Sid: "But you just saved him."
Manny: "Yeah, well I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved."

Manny in Ice Age

Sid: "Boy, for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!"
Diego: "I don't eat junk food."

Diego in Ice Age

Parents, please do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten!

Vulture in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Diego: "Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me."
Manny: "That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other."

Manny in Ice Age

Sid: "You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming."
Diego: "Keep dreaming."

Diego in Ice Age

Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

Manny in Ice Age

After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him.

Manny in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Sid: "Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures?"
Diego: "That's genius, Sid."
Sid: "Call me 'Squid'."

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Rule number one: always listen to Buck! Rule number two: stay in the middle of the trail! Rule number three: he who has gas travels at the back of the pack.

Buck Wild in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Sid: "Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope... with their teeth!"
Diego: "Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it."

Diego in Ice Age

If your species will continue, clap your hands!

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Sid: "It's a boy!"
Diego: "That's its tail."
Sid: "It's a girl!"

Sid in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

With my little stick in my highly evolved brain I shall create fire!

Sid in Ice Age

Manny: "So, you think she's the girl for me?"
Sid: "Oh, yeah! She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all! She... completes you!"

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Manny: "Don't listen to him; Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape."
Fast Tony: "Are you making an offer? I mean... no, I would not!"

Fast Tony in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Ellie: "I thought those guys were extinct?!"
Manny: "Well, then that is one angry fossil."

Manny in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a "you"!

Manny in Ice Age

Sid: "But he started it!"
Manny: "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!"

Manny in Ice Age

I just did something involuntary.... and messy.

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Buck: "Everybody stop! I smell something. Smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!"
Diego: "That's Sid."

Diego in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?

Manny in Ice Age

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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