Quote by Waldorf & Statler (The Muppet Show)

Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

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Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 13

Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 3

Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 2 Episode 1

Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 18

Sesame Street

Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 18

Waldorf: "Do you think there's life in outer space?"
Statler: "There's certainly none in this theater."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 17

Statler: "Are you ready for the end of the world?"
Waldorf: "Sure! It couldn't be any worse than this show."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 24

Statler: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point."
Waldorf: "I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death."
Statler: "You mean half the audience is still alive?"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

Statler: "Is this movie in 3D?"
Waldorf: "Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

Waldorf: "Pay up, they made it through another one."
Statler: "Double or nothing on next week's show?"
Waldorf: "You're on."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 6

Statler: "I liked that last number."
Waldorf: "What did you like about it?"
Statler: "It was the LAST number."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 3 Episode 6

Statler: "He was doing okay until he fell off the stage."
Waldorf: "Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 2 Episode 15

Waldorf: "Yeah, whadya think?"
Statler: "Beats sitting home watching television."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 1

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Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."

Doctor Bob in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 17

Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show - Before You Leap

Mosquitoes

Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

Just because you haven't found your talent yet, doesn't mean you don't have one.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

Rico Rodriguez: "Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Kermit: "Yes I am!"

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Gonzo: "Hey, Kermit, are you busy?"
Kermit: "Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute."
Gonzo: "What would I do with your ear?"
Kermit: "Van Gogh impressions."

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 9

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Cookie is like high five for stomach.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Ernie & Bert in Sesame Street

Bananas

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

Ernie & Bert in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

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