Quote by Waldorf & Statler (about Sesame Street)

Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 18

Sesame Street

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Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

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Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."

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Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."

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Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."

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Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."

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Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."

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Waldorf: "Do you think there's life in outer space?"
Statler: "There's certainly none in this theater."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 17

Statler: "Are you ready for the end of the world?"
Waldorf: "Sure! It couldn't be any worse than this show."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 24

Statler: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point."
Waldorf: "I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death."
Statler: "You mean half the audience is still alive?"

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Statler: "Is this movie in 3D?"
Waldorf: "Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been."

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Waldorf: "Pay up, they made it through another one."
Statler: "Double or nothing on next week's show?"
Waldorf: "You're on."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 6

Statler: "I liked that last number."
Waldorf: "What did you like about it?"
Statler: "It was the LAST number."

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Statler: "He was doing okay until he fell off the stage."
Waldorf: "Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 2 Episode 15

Waldorf: "Yeah, whadya think?"
Statler: "Beats sitting home watching television."

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[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.

Oscar the Grouch in Sesame Street

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!

Oscar the Grouch in Sesame Street

Trash & Garbage

Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.

Elmo in Sesame Street

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Ernie: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"

The Count in Sesame Street

Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."

Doctor Bob in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 17

Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.

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Mosquitoes

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Cookie is like high five for stomach.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Ernie & Bert in Sesame Street

Bananas

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

Ernie & Bert in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.

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I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with.

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You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.

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If you keep practicing, you can do anything.

Elmo in Sesame Street

It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.

Elmo in Sesame Street

Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.

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Where there is life, there is hope.

Grover in Sesame Street

It is I, your furry pal, Grover!

Grover in Sesame Street

Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.

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