William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
