Quotes by W. C. Fields (William Claude Dukenfield)

William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C.

The best Quotes and Sayings

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

PrejudiceW. C. Fields
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

AlcoholW. C. Fields
 
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Laughing & SmileW. C. Fields
 
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

MoneyW. C. Fields
 
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

WhiskeyW. C. Fields
 
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Wine, Food, CookingW. C. Fields
 
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