Quotes by W. C. Fields (William Claude Dukenfield)

Quotes by W. C. Fields (William Claude Dukenfield)

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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