Quotes by W. C. Fields (William Claude Dukenfield)

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California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

California

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5

California New Mexico

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Lex Luthor in Superman

California

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Gloria Swanson

California

Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.

Linus Torvalds

California Helsinki

The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.

Joan Didion

California

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

Silk Spectre in Watchmen -

Justice California

I read the Life magazine articles about free love and free dope in California. At age 20 I drove to Los Angeles.

Glenn Frey

Los Angeles California

Philadelphia is a hard working city. It's a blue-collar city and we tend to think that's the type of team we have. We got tough guys everywhere, we have guys who give it up for each other everywhere.

Nick Sirianni - January 2023, on the Eagles' NFC title

Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia

Philadelphia, baby. You're gonna love it. Best sports fans in the world. Actually the worst, but that's what makes 'em the best.

Stanley Sugerman in Hustle

Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia 76ers Philadelphia

In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

Mark Twain

Boston Philadelphia

You can leave Philadelphia, but it will never leave you.

Philadelphia

In England, they drive on the left side of the road.
In Pennsylvania we drive on what's left of the road.

Pennsylvania

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Pennsylvania - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Pennsylvania

It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom.

Albert Einstein

Prejudice Atoms

I happen to think that the singular evil of our time is prejudice. It is from this evil that all other evils grow and multiply.

Rod Serling

Prejudice

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Alcohol Wine

My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."

Ozzy Osbourne

Laughing & Smile

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Greed Humanity Money

If you lose money you lose much,
If you lose friends you lose more,
If you lose faith you lose all.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Trust Money Friendship

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice

Wealth & Richness

Wealth is a nightmare. With each coveted thing we buy, we lose a thing we dream about.

Bungo Stray Dogs

Wealth & Richness

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

Frankie Ballard - Sunshine & Whiskey

Whiskey

Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.

Merlin in Kingsman - The Golden Circle

Whiskey

A snake that crawled on the earth one day dreamed of soaring through the sky, though knowing it was impossible. Still, hoping beyond hope, it kept it's eye on a baby bird which it raised in its own nest, little realizing that actually the snake is prey because that bird is a hawk, ready to take to the sky.

Sasuke Uchiha in Naruto

Snakes

But we're not bad people. We're like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.

Joanne K. Rowling in Wizarding World

Slytherin Snakes

Wine has its uses... like revealing someone's true colors, for example.

Rosaria in Genshin Impact

Wine

The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

Mark Twain in A Tramp Abroad

Germany Wine

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

James in The Princess and the Frog

Food

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food Chocolate

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

Cooking Garlic

Do I look like someone who cooks? I can open a can of Coke Light, that's it.

Karl Lagerfeld

Cola Cooking

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