Quotes and Sayings about Volkswagen

When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only way to go. But in Hawaii, I drive. I have a little Volkswagen Bug, from the "Drive it? Hug it?" phase. I run it on biodiesel.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Ah, cars. Where would we be without cars? And how would we get there?

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.

If God had meant for us to walk, why did he give us feet that fit car pedals?

While accelerating, the tears of joy have to horizontally run towards your ears.

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

You can't treat a car the same way you would treat a human - cars need love.

Good drivers have insects sticking on the side windows.

A car isn't fast enough when you're not scared about getting in and driving it.

"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Because I let you."

I'm 74 and I don't have enough time left to waste it, waiting in waiting in front of a charging station.

I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.

Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant.

The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings.

Braking is the transformation of high-quality speed into useless heat.

Dude, they way you're driving, your tires will survive you.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Your safe if you drive faster than the Grim Reaper can fly.

Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

In the distant future, people may outlaw driving cars because it’s too dangerous. You can’t have a person driving a two-ton death machine.

The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon.

I try to apply the organic concept to my clothes and bedding as well. There's nothing like swimming in organic cotton sheets.

Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'Hey, that mustard gas worked great on people, maybe we could dilute it down and spray it on our crops to deal with pests.'

Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable crying in a Mercedes, than on a bike.

My son just asked me about the reason for not buying a Porsche.
When the reason asks for the reason...

Joy was born for the left lane.

Great companies are built on great products.

Vorsprung durch Technik

Only those who dare truly live.

My proudest moments are beating Ferrari for the World Championship in 1965, and working with Ford to win Le Mans in 1966 and 1967.

When consumers purchase a Toyota, they are not simply purchasing a car, truck or van. They are placing their trust in our company.

You'll never see a Lamborghini commercial in TV again. People who are able to afford a Lamborghini have better things to do than watching TV.