Quotes and Sayings about Vodka

Michael Lawson in Uncoupled - Season 1

You know what rhymes with friday? Vodka.

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

Gina Barreca

Women Chocolate Cheese

Vodka, a drink of strength and purity. With every sip, I feel its warmth embracing me, driving away my worries. The clear liquid flows through my veins, taking me to a world where all emotions are silenced. Cheers to vodka, touching my soul and granting me the freedom to forget everything.

In the depths of Eastern Europe lies a captivating elixir known as vodka. Its burning clarity and captivating power are like a fireworks display for the senses. This noble drop, of icy purity, awakens the passion within souls. But beware, for in the swirling depths of vodka, one can easily lose their grip and sink into an endless intoxication.

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Alcohol Wine

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

Alcohol Drugs Marijuana & Weed

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alcohol Funny Quotes

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Charles Bukowski in Women

Alcohol

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18

Alcohol

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3

Alcohol Brain

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

John Osborne

Alcohol

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

Alcohol Intelligence

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2

Knowledge Alcohol

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III

Alcohol

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Frank Sinatra

Alcohol Night

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

Ringo Starr

Alcohol Drugs

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Charlie Chaplin

Alcohol

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Alcohol Beer Brain

I prepped your birthday breakfast, but my showing got moved up by an hour, so you'll have to finish without me for the second time today.

Michael Lawson in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

I don't wanna f*ck it up because one of us didn't prepare for the slim possibility of New York City traffic!

Michael Lawson in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

New York City

Potato, you are the heart of the dishes we love. You are versatile and fill our bellies with warmth and joy. Your simple taste reminds us of moments of coziness and shared meals. You are a symbol of groundedness and satiety. Thank you, potato, for always being by our side.

Potatoes

French fries can be eaten by meateaters, vegetarians and vegans and they're even gluten free. French fries don't contradict any religions. They're tasty and don't spread hate. French fries hold our society together.

French Fries

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

Ron White

Foolishness

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

Toby Keith

Parties

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

Meat Loaf

Zitronen

Being single's an attitude. The minute you are desperate for a relationship, never gonna find one.

Billy Burns in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."

Friday

If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Episode 7

Sports Jogging

More tequila
More love
More anything
More is better

Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy

Tequila

Like love, breakfast is best when made at home.

Gina Barreca

Love Breakfast

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 12

Women Breakup

Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

Chocolate Lego

There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese. It sticks together as one, but it's still soft and squishy in the middle.

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cheese

The man leaves you cold, and you buy him a present? What's in there? Brass knuckles to punch you in the face with?

Stanley James in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

Michael: "We got robbed. The housekeeper said they took clothes and wine. And what else? A Sonos speaker and Hermès towels that are too nice to actually use."
Suzanne: "Sounds like somebody's havin' a gay yard sale."

Suzanne Prentiss in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

Play hard to get if you want to get him hard again.

Billy Burns in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

Michael: "Come on. I mean, 50? 50 is so young."
Colin: "People only use '50' and 'so young' in the same sentence at a funeral."

Colin McKenna in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

Age

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