Quotes and Sayings about Vodka

Quotes and Sayings about Vodka

Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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It can take a lifetime to discover vodka, but only an instant to fall in love with it.
Three vodka sodas, please! What do you guys want?
You know what rhymes with friday? Vodka.
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Vodka, a drink of strength and purity. With every sip, I feel its warmth embracing me, driving away my worries. The clear liquid flows through my veins, taking me to a world where all emotions are silenced. Cheers to vodka, touching my soul and granting me the freedom to forget everything.
In the depths of Eastern Europe lies a captivating elixir known as vodka. Its burning clarity and captivating power are like a fireworks display for the senses. This noble drop, of icy purity, awakens the passion within souls. But beware, for in the swirling depths of vodka, one can easily lose their grip and sink into an endless intoxication.

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18
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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.
Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
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The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18
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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3
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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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That's what I do. I drink and I know things.
Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2
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Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.
Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.
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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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I prepped your birthday breakfast, but my showing got moved up by an hour, so you'll have to finish without me for the second time today.
Michael Lawson in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
I don't wanna f*ck it up because one of us didn't prepare for the slim possibility of New York City traffic!
Michael Lawson in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
Potato, you are the heart of the dishes we love. You are versatile and fill our bellies with warmth and joy. Your simple taste reminds us of moments of coziness and shared meals. You are a symbol of groundedness and satiety. Thank you, potato, for always being by our side.
French fries can be eaten by meateaters, vegetarians and vegans and they're even gluten free. French fries don't contradict any religions. They're tasty and don't spread hate. French fries hold our society together.
There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.
Life is a lemon and I want my money back.
Being single's an attitude. The minute you are desperate for a relationship, never gonna find one.
Billy Burns in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."
If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?
Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Episode 7
More tequila
More love
More anything
More is better
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Like love, breakfast is best when made at home.
You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.
Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 12
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Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.
There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese. It sticks together as one, but it's still soft and squishy in the middle.
The man leaves you cold, and you buy him a present? What's in there? Brass knuckles to punch you in the face with?
Stanley James in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
Michael: "Come on. I mean, 50? 50 is so young."
Colin: "People only use '50' and 'so young' in the same sentence at a funeral."
Colin McKenna in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
Michael: "We got robbed. The housekeeper said they took clothes and wine. And what else? A Sonos speaker and Hermès towels that are too nice to actually use."
Suzanne: "Sounds like somebody's havin' a gay yard sale."
Suzanne Prentiss in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
Play hard to get if you want to get him hard again.
Billy Burns in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

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