Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
It can take a lifetime to discover vodka, but only an instant to fall in love with it.
You know what rhymes with friday? Vodka.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Vodka, a drink of strength and purity. With every sip, I feel its warmth embracing me, driving away my worries. The clear liquid flows through my veins, taking me to a world where all emotions are silenced. Cheers to vodka, touching my soul and granting me the freedom to forget everything.
In the depths of Eastern Europe lies a captivating elixir known as vodka. Its burning clarity and captivating power are like a fireworks display for the senses. This noble drop, of icy purity, awakens the passion within souls. But beware, for in the swirling depths of vodka, one can easily lose their grip and sink into an endless intoxication.
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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.
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Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
Like love, breakfast is best when made at home.
Laughing together is as close as you can get to a hug without touching.
Potato, you are the heart of the dishes we love. You are versatile and fill our bellies with warmth and joy. Your simple taste reminds us of moments of coziness and shared meals. You are a symbol of groundedness and satiety. Thank you, potato, for always being by our side.
French fries can be eaten by meateaters, vegetarians and vegans and they're even gluten free. French fries don't contradict any religions. They're tasty and don't spread hate. French fries hold our society together.
There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.
Life is a lemon and I want my money back.
Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."
Liver: "Oh, shit."
Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.