The best Quotes by Violet Harmon

I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, Tate you are the darkness.

Like who I'm gonna live with after you get divorced? Is there a third option, cause both of you kind of make me wanna kill myself.

I love you, Tate. But I can't forgive you.

So we're the Addams family now?

I'm pretty stuffed on bullshit.

The more you fear something, the more power you give it.

The devil is real and he isn't a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful because he's a fallen angel and he used to be God's favourite.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

It's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."

Religion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court.

Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"