The best Quotes from Violent Night

Bartender: "You ain't driving, are you?"
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."

Santa Claus

Reindeer

You have $300 million in your personal vault. That's what I want for Christmas.

Ben

"This is my fourth year as a Santa. How about you?"
"I started the whole damn thing."

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is coming to town. Time for some seasons beatings.

Santa Claus

Trudy: "And what do you do to the naughty ones?"
Santa: "I give them a lump of coal."

Santa Claus

Who is he? Cause it's not your typical mall Santa.

All right, revelers. Welcome to your worst Christmas ever!

Ben

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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Play in any reindeer games

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Christmas Songs Reindeer

Buddy: "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
Papa Elf: "And where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
Buddy: "Christmas spirit. Everybody knows that."

Buddy in Elf

Reindeer

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Santa Claus Reindeer

And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.

The Grinch

I've spent my entire life hating Christmas and everything about it. But now I see that it wasn't Christmas I hated, it was being alone. But I'm not alone anymore. And I have all of you to thank for it.

Grinch in The Grinch

But I think the most likely reason of all,
may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

The Grinch

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

John McClane in Die Hard

Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

John McClane in Die Hard

One-Liners

Hans Gruber: "Who are you then?"
John McClane: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."

John McClane in Die Hard

True love lasts a lifetime.

Karen in Love Actually

I'll be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

Love Actually

Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.

Daniel in Love Actually

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

Old Man Marley in Home Alone

How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

Home Alone

Waiter: "Two scoops of ice cream, sir?"
Kevin: "Two? Make it three. I'm not driving."

Kevin McCallister in Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York

Ice Cream

Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither.

Sophie Brown in A Castle For Christmas

Love at First Sight

Myles: "I've had a change of heart."
Sophie: "Oh, so you actually have one."

Sophie Brown in A Castle For Christmas

Sophie: "I can think of a few other names I'd call you."
Myles: "And you wouldn't be the first."

Myles Dunbar in A Castle For Christmas

Which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?

Bryan Bedford in Miracle on 34th Street

Lies Truth

If you can't believe, if you can't accept anything on faith, then you're doomed for a life dominated by doubt.

Kris Kringle in Miracle on 34th Street

Doubt

Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it.

Kris Kringle in Miracle on 34th Street

Christmas

Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.

Jake Doyle in 8-Bit Christmas

Gifts & Presents

Sometimes during Christmas, just when you think all hope is lost, something magical happens.

Jake Doyle in 8-Bit Christmas

Christmas

Jake: "This is bigger than Christmas! This is our Vietnam."
Tammy: "I don't think that means what you think it means."

8-Bit Christmas

The best things in life aren't things at all.

Owen in A California Christmas - City Lights

I know his heart. I love him. I would forgive him thousand more times if I had to.

Callie in A California Christmas - City Lights

Sometimes you gotta let the feelings in. They're not going to break you, I promise.

Brandy in A California Christmas

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.

Conductor in The Polar Express

Faith

It's a magic carpet on a rail
Never takes a rest
Flying through the mountains and the snow
You can ride for free and join the fun
If you just say yes!
'Cause that's the way things happen
On the Polar Express

The Polar Express

At one time most of my friends could hear the bell. But as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found, one Christmas, that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me... as it does for all who truly believe.

Hero Boy in The Polar Express

It's been almost two days, and, what, no one's found me yet? I'm like unclaimed luggage.

Sierra Belmont in Falling For Christmas

Jake: "All righty, went through the lost and found."
Sierra: "Are these used?"
Jake: "Probably. But sometimes guests leave things here by accident."
Sierra: "Not sure this was left here by accident."

Sierra Belmont in Falling For Christmas

"You like her, don't you?"
Jake: "Well, yeah, but...-"
"I think you should tell her!"

Falling For Christmas

"I really think this could be the one, Mo."
"The song or the music teacher?"

Christmas With You

Dad, I'll make you a Bumble. You're way too old for Tinder.

Christmas With You

Tinder

"Angie should make a Christmas song. Christmas songs are good for business."
"Not happening. It's not like the record label's gonna drop me because I don't want a 'Jingle Bell Rock'."

Christmas With You

You know that saying, time heals all wounds? It doesn't.

Rachel in The Noel Diary

Rachel: "Why is it that a handsome, successful guy like you, is still single?"
Jake: "Handsome?"
Rachel: "Don't deflect."
Jake: "I've had relationships in the past. Don't get me wrong. In the end, I just wasn't what they were looking for."
Rachel: "Maybe they weren't what you were looking for."

The Noel Diary

My name is Noel Ellis. I'm 17 years old, and I'm having a baby. My parents are ashamed of me. And they're ashamed of the child I'm bringing into this world, and so I'm leaving.

The Noel Diary

On a very special night every year, legend has it that a jolly old man in a red suit flies through the air and brings gifts, laughter, and joy to children everywhere.

I Believe in Santa

Santa Claus Holy Night

Lisa: "I cannot wait for wiener ads next to my article."
Grant: "Yeah, well, we got to keep the lights on. Oh, did you mention the ski pants?"
Lisa: "It is an article about the Fourth of July..."

Lisa in I Believe in Santa

Lisa: "What was your booth for again?"
Tom: "It was free legal advice. I'm a lawyer."
Lisa: "So you are a creep."

Lisa in I Believe in Santa

Lawyer

Santa can't always give a child what they want. 'Cause the child will grow up, become an adult, and realize that a Chanel bag costs a month's wage for most people. Which is the result of just a few people having far too much money.

Alex - The Santa in Julestorm - A Storm for Christmas - Season 1 Episode 2

Santa Claus Chanel

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