The best Quotes from Violent Night

Bartender: "You ain't driving, are you?"
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."

You have $300 million in your personal vault. That's what I want for Christmas.

"This is my fourth year as a Santa. How about you?"
"I started the whole damn thing."

Santa Claus is coming to town. Time for some seasons beatings.

Trudy: "And what do you do to the naughty ones?"
Santa: "I give them a lump of coal."

Who is he? Cause it's not your typical mall Santa.

All right, revelers. Welcome to your worst Christmas ever!