The best Game Quotes (Page 8)

Jak: "What would you do without me Dax?"
Daxter: "Well I wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around the sewer without any pants. God I miss pants."

Boggy Billy: "I own these here parts. Everything that doesn't sink into the mud that is!"
Daxter: "Judging by the smell, I'd wager your bathtub sank into the mud long ago!"
Boggy Billy: "What's a bathtub?"

I am outraged beyond words! Although... I do have something to say.

Oh alright fine! We'll save the world! But do it quickly before I change my mind!

Birdwatcher: "Oh my, what a horribly sick little bird!"
Daxter: "Huh! You don't look so good yourself, lady!"
Birdwatcher: "Oh, sorry! I thought you were a Spotted Orange-Bellied Rain Fray."

Uh, we won't find any more of that Dark-gooey-Eco stuff in there, will we? Cuz I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!

Daxter: "Hey baby! Why don't you and I go cruisin' on this A Grav Zoomer?"
Keira: "Rule number one, I don't date animals."
Daxter: "Ah, you don't know what you missin'!"

Jak: "Great, more mucking in the mud..."
Daxter: "I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles baby, but that ain't just mud down there."

Who woulda thought I'd live to see the day I had to be rescued by a boy and his muskrat? I'm gonna give Gol and Maia a little payback for these embarrassments! Then we'll see about cookin' up some muskrat stew.

Oh Boy! Here we go again!

Every bone in my body tells me that the answers rest on the shoulders of a young boy. Oblivious to his destiny, uninterested in the search for truth, and rejecting of my guidance! And why would he want to listen to old Samos the Sage, anyway? I'm only the master of green eco, one of the wisest men on the planet!

Your parents were a viking and a bear? That's nothing, try a lunatic and the sea.

My own fighting style I named "Way of the Iron Dragon". It failed to gain much popularity with my students – probably because the pre-requisites are a full-size cannon, an ancestral dragon-spirit, and the strength of ten men.

Mortal or angel, male or female – I am above such primitive distinctions. However, this quiz will tell me what kind of bread I am. Rye, I'm hoping.

Rayman: "A hundred lost souls in an empty suit of armor? It's getting weirder around here."
Asuri: "Your hands don't attach to your body."
Rayman: "True."

Asuri: "Have you seen the new guy? Things are really getting weird around here."
Jhala: "You're an actual cat."
Asuri: "That's fair."

Listen you nine-mothered bridge troll, I'm coming in, and the first beer I'm drinking is the one in your fist.

I rob from the rich because they have all the money.

Whenever Caspian starts stealing something, I play the Pink Panther theme so all Asgard can hear it. Drives him crazy.

Ye call this grog? I can still feel me face.

I use the magic of the elven-folk to make the doom of gods, not cookies or presents for you.

I enjoy my job as left platform mover in Blackguard Keep. That platform is heavy, but I enjoy the challenge. I try to move it smoothly, so no one wonders why those rocks float.

A half-demon ninja who sold her soul to the devil? Well that's one, frankly rather negative, way of looking at it.

Idiots! I want the ghost wolf-bats on the parapets and the bat ghost-wolves guarding the drawbridge! Of course they are different! I don't care where the wolf bat-ghosts go. They're useless.

Yeah, well, she should have suspected something when she found me sleeping under the porch.

Pfff... every smith knows that the handle is the only part of the hammer crafting that takes any real skill anyway.

Hattori, do you remember the tale of the wise fox spirit and her giant magical hammer? Yeah, me neither.

Listen up, folks. Mission briefing. Intelligence assesses twenty to thirty targets armed with automatic weapons or claws with supernatural strength. We'll be loading EMPs and silver. Insertion and exit is on the roof. 1900 hours is the extraction deadline; any later and we have to cancel taco night. Questions?

These are four six-shooters. That's uh, four plus two, carry the one… that's twenty-six bug-bullets. Are you feeling lucky?

No, I don't know how long I'll be gone. Just feed my cat.

I hate "adventurers". Always so sure. Like they have a magic spell that can tell good from evil, right from wrong.

I need a second weapon? Ok, give me a cannon... yes, a big one from a ship. You let me worry about that.

Destroying Orion isn't the only thing I want to do. But yeah, that's the main thing.

What's up, nerds? Who's ready to get their butts kicked?!

You'd think after all the hard work I do we wouldn't have intruders anymore, but I probably tear someone limb from limb every couple weeks!

I need a dozen quicksilver bombs, five quarts of holy water, two hundred silver bullets, and one stake if you've got it.

Combat Cryptography is easy. Once you can ignore the bullets and the screaming, it's just basic quantum calculus.

Well, I killed her demon husband. So... it's complicated.

Let me tell you the tale of the blind seamstress and the thousand wolves.

We don't like to brag, but we're kind of impressed with how many people are here because of us. Did I say us? I mean me.

I remember that one. I'd lost my sword and armor playing tujeon, but I took the job because I needed money. Lucky break finding that stick.

Nightingale. Our beacon of hope. But beyond our reach. As long as we stand together, our journey will unite us.

Lost and alone in the dangerous labyrinth of fantastical worlds... welcome to the lands of Fae!

Ever since the day the portal network collapsed, stranding us in these realms, we have searched for a way home.

Dreams are the mind's version of reality perfected.

A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself.

There's an important lesson here: The more of a fool people take you for, the more you'll learn of their true nature.

Why do I long for humans like this?! Why do I desire the touch of something that no longer exists?

I seek to learn and adopt all facets of humanity. Some desire love, others family. Only then did I realize the truth... the core of humanity is conflict. They fight. Steal. Kill. This is humanity in its purest form!

Pod 042: "Proposal: use the enemy's logical learning function to formulate a weakness."
A2: "I don't know what that means!"
Pod 042: "This pod has serious concerns about unit A2's cognitive abilities."